Merry Christmas, Mr. Matt

HELLO EVERYONE! HOW ARE YOU DOING? GUESS WHAT? TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS DAY! REALLY REALLY? BUG- HO HO HO! NO! NO! NO! YOU ARE NOT SANTA! YOU ARE A BUG, PERIOD! *BUG COMPLAINS* EXCUSE ME! OH RIGHT! I FORGET ONE MORE THING THAT'S MY CHRISTMAS STOCKING ONE THING I FORGOT ONE IS JUST FOR YOU YES THAT'S YOURS MINE! YOURS! OKAY? ARE YOU READY TOMORROW? I'D BETTER GO TO BED! WHY? CUZ CHRISTMAS IS COMING HERE SOON! GOOD NIGHT! BUG, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID! OK? *BUG WHISPERS* BYE! SEE YOU LATER! HELLO EVERYONE! GOOD MORNING! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? HUH? SOMETHING ON MY FACE? ARE YOU SURE? I WILL CHECK ON THE MIRROR NOW *MATT SCREAMING* YOU!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HAIR? AND MY SIDEBURNS? GONE! YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU SAID NOTHING, RIGHT? BUT THEN WHY? *BUG GASPS* *BUG SCREAMING* I'M VERY SICK OF YOU! EXCUSE ME! I NEED TO CHILL FOR CHRISTMAS! OK? OH RIGHT! TIME TO GET MY CHRISTMAS STOCKING HELLO BUG! WHAT DO YOU GET FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS STOCKING? YOUR FAVORITE, CHEESE! *BUG GASPS* ENJOY YOUR MEAL! *BUG GROWLING* MATT! MATT! MATT! FAMILY CALLED MY NAME! I'D BETTER GO NOW! AND I'M READY TO OPEN THE CHRISTMAS... PRESENTS!!! BUG- HO HO HO! HELLO! I'M REALLY SATISFIED WITH MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM MY FAMILY? OK! FIRST... I HAVE A MOUNTAINS OF MANGA AND ANIME IN MY BEDROOM MY DAD GAVE ME ALL OF THE MANGA AND ANIME WORTH IS... ONLY TEN DOLLARS NEXT, SECOND... MY MOM SURPRISED ME SAID I CAN MEET ANY WWE SUPERSTAR! MEETING A WWE SUPERSTAR... PRICELESS! THE RESULT IS... AN INJURY! NEXT, THIRD... MY BROTHER BOUGHT THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE MOTORCYCLE! THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE MOTORCYCLE IS WORTH... $6.5 MILLIONS AND FINALLY... MY SISTER GAVE ME DOLLS! A MOUNTAIN OF BARBIES IS WORTH... TOP SECRET! THAT'S WHAT I JUST GOT FROM CHRISTMAS! BUG - HO HO HO! IS THAT FOR ME? ARE YOU SURE? OK? THANKS, BUG! *TRAP SNAP* *BUG HYSTERICAL LAUGHING* I WILL GET YOU SOON! *BUG HYSTERICAL LAUGHING* EXCUSE ME! I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY WITH YOUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS FOR CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! BUG- HO HO HO! SHUT UP! *BUG HYSTERICAL LAUGHING*