The Point of No Return - 33's the cut off - @midnight with chris hardwick

As we go to our next game Point of No Return. Point of No Return. Life is a journey full of wondrous milestones, like a baby's first steps, a child's first kiss, jacking off to the DVD box of your mom's workout video, hearing the garage door open, and desperately wiping off the DVD before she gets back from the grocery store and crying 'cause you don't know what's happening to your body, and then eventually getting married and having a family of your own. So, while universal experiences like those come at different times for different people, Thrillist has compiled a list of things we should stop doing at certain ages. Like age three, stop sucking your thumb. All right. Age 25, stop working for free. Age 33, stop crying at work. But... -I'm sure some... -33? 33. 33's the cutoff. -They give you a long time... -Seems pretty far, yeah. -Yes. -That's a long time to stop crying. It's 35 in New Jersey. I'm sure some were left off the list, so I'd like you to give me some other things you should have gotten over by a certain age in 60 seconds. -And begin. Randazzo. -(bell dings) Age 20, stop marrying Hugh Hefner. -Points. Hodgman. -(bell dings) Age 49, stop kidding yourself that you're anything but meat. -Points. Paul F. -(bell dings) Age 25, stop reading Charles Bukowski. -Points. Paul F. Tompkins. -(bell dings) Age 18, stop being dead for three years. Dogs only. Points. -(bell dings) -Randazzo. Age 27, stop telling everyone you're an atheist. We (bleep) know. -All right, points. Paul F. -(bell dings) Age 45, being relevant. All right, points. -(bell dings) -Randazzo. Age seven, stop wetting the bed. -Points. Randazzo. -(bell dings) Age 67, start wetting the bed again. -Points. Randazzo! -(bell dings) Oh! Age 81, stop referring to the Irish as dirty potato (bleep), Grandpa. Points. -(bell dings) -Hodgman. Age 1,037, stop drinking the blood of orphans to replenish your wretched life force. (buzzer sounds)