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September is here once again and you know what that means
Yes it's back to school time here at Old-Schooled
When we get back to the three R's: Reaction, Repetition, and Recall
So open your Retro 101 textbooks to chapter one as we go all the way back to where it began
Back to the days when Atari was king and the D-pad hadn't been invented yet
So get to studying these classics of the 1.19Mhz era
Because there will be a test and it's this September 23rd at 3PM
This course starts with the 1977 Atari 2600 launch title called Combat
A versus game with tank, biplane, and jet modes with many variations
The class will be facing off against each other in game mode #7
Tank Pong with direct hits and billiard hits
Next we're moving on to 1978 with a coin-op game that was
so popular it caused a shortage of the 100 yen coin in Japan
I'm of course talking about Taito's Space Invaders
Shoot down an approaching horde of aliens with your laser cannon
until only one obnoxous *** is left
that you can't shoot down because he's traveling at Mach 2
For the final game of the 70's we're moving onto one of the most
iconic vector-graphics games around
Atari's Asteroids released in 1979
Clear the infinite space of asteroids which
become more and more dangerous as they break up
and praying you don't die everytime you use hyperspace
Welcome to 1980 with Berzerk from Stern Electronics
This game drops the player in a maze swarming with kill-bots bent on destruction
It's a maze so dangerous even the walls are out to kill you
The game is most known for it's synthesized voices
the happy-faced Evil Otto
and being the first video game to be involved in not one
but two deaths, both occuring one year after it's release
CHICKEN FIGHT LIKE A ROBOT
Another classic from 1980, Namco's Pac-man revolutionized the
video game world not with amazing hardware
but with it's design and presentation
At a time when arcades were filled to the brim with
shooting games with loud harsh sound effects and gritty design
Pac-man created a bright colorful world
with recognizable characters and fun cheery sounds and effects
in the process creating the first true video game mascot
Released in 1982 by Activision before they became
an evil monster dedicated to crushing dreams
Pitfall was a break through game in the platforming genre
and it was the second best selling game on Atari 2600
beat only by Pac-man, which became a pack-in game for that system
Playing Pitfall you can't help but notice many elements
that would later influence the NES era of platformers
So don't be late and remember we're grading on a bell-curve
So only the two best students will move to the top of the class and the next grade
Where they'll quizzed on five brand new secret games