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When I grow up I want to be the Pope
yes, I want to be Pope!
I don’t really remember how old I was when,
for the first time I wondered
what I wanted to be when I grow up
Maybe six or seven, something like that.
Anyway, that would be my future.
I would be good to everybody,
both good and bad people.
Yeah, because at that age, bad guys are not that bad,
after all.
A few years later I decided that being the Pope
would be too demanding
and you never had fun.
Then, I chose to be an astronaut.
Yes, being an astronaut was a good job,
I would travel a lot and meet weird people:
the moon and the UFOs, the round ones;
Mars and the martians, the green ones.
I would save the world from Godzilla and Mazinga.
It wasn’t long before
I forgot about Godzilla and Mazinga;
I felt that my future was in soccer:
I would be the greatest player in the world,
better than Pelè or Maradona.
I had soccer in the blood.
I sensed it, in a few years,
I would be bought by a big team and then,
at 15 I would debut in the National League
scoring three goals.
At more or less 18, no team had bought me yet:
so much the worse for them!
Sport had lost a star.
I then decided that the career in the pop-rock music
business would be ideal to express myself.
Obviously, I would be the best musician ever,
a mixture of Mozart, Led Zeppelin, Bach, Pink Floyd,
Verdi, Genesis, Beethoven and many more.
I would play all types of instruments and compose
the best music ever heard by a human being.
When listening, the whole humankind would improve.
I would make lots of money and have beautiful women.
Not bad as a life!
Moreover, I could start whenever I wished,
even a few years later.
A great musician is like his music, ageless.
There was only a tiny but minor detail:
I couldn’t play yet.
That’s not so bad, there is always time to learn…
They say.
I don’t remember last time I decided what I wanted to be
well, maybe the President or a terrorist.
My memory often fails me and
I don’t understand whether I am awake or dreaming.
Lately, I have changed address.
I have found an old shelter at a tramcar stop,
near the train station.
It wasn’t taken yet: how lucky!