Neat & Tidy - Lyrics - Balor Knights

I maintain that chickens are worse than ducks They can't swim, can't fly, they're all cooped up More rights in farmyard dens! No battery hens, so use your heads, How sexy can you get with chicken legs? Not very! And while I'm about it Back in the bad old days before Homosapien invented law Sheep were wild and sinewy gods of will No one thought they'd be clouds on stilts until A guy called Noah built a floating zoo! Good idea. I don't care about your underwear I'm going to read my books while you read your labels Your father's calling (x4) God bless the father of fax machines. It's the 80s we can live out Thatcher's dreams No need to deliver paper Meet your maker Mr Stationary Shop But the bad thing is, where does it stop? Mobile phones! And while I'm about it MPCs who don't keep the signal clean For the landline, deliberately mean. We shouldn't pay their prices Indulge your vices in other walkie-talkies. Do chickens use walkie-squalkies? Not often! I don't care about your underwear I'm going to read my books while you read your labels Your father's calling (x3) Your father's calling you.