How American are You!??

Living in America for More than half of my life I will say as Americanized *** out of me like the way I eat the way I talk My *** you sound like you're fresh of the boat Well, maybe not the way I talk But you can say that I act more American sense America has been my home 11 years You stupid immigrant hater! No, that is just Donald Trump But honestly how American is American How American are you? Well, let's find out To be an American you have to expect everyone to speak English even in a foreign country Excuse me. Mr Where is Rue Saint- Pierre? Translation: Sorry Sir, I don't speak english. You don't speak english!? That is so disrespectful. Are you living under a rock or something? Translations: Calm down mr. If we were in America, I would have told you to go back to your country! Translations: Americans are crazy To be an American you have to know at least one famous person Hey Jasmine, did you hear the new Drake song? I'm in my feelings Oh yeah girl, it was so rad Well, you know I know Drake right? OMG HOW? Well, my best friend mom, her best friend sister, who just got hit by a car. Ugh Sad just sad Her cousin's best friend niece Ex-boyfriend Cousin dated Drake. Girl, you are so American! To be American you have to absolutely believe that America is the best In everything no matter what Bro, you know what? Americans are always getting cheated from the world cup. We are obviously the best soccer, right? Dude you only watch soccer during the world cup it's obviously the French Wait what!? That's it man! Are you even American? Get out my of house? We all not friends anymore Jake are you being serious right now? I said.. Get out!!! WOW you're so American! To be an American you better have a gun But for a stupid reason Yo, bro, you're just going hunting. What do you need that big *** assault weapon? Bro, everybody know this just in case the deers start shooting at me, you know Wow so true bro You are so American Thank you so much for watching Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE that's up there and hit them notification "BELL" so you get notify anytime I post a new video. That's every Friday. Thank you so much