Honest Trailers - The Last Airbender

HONEST TRAILER: The Last Airbender VOICE From the once successful director who turned his own name into box- office poison...comes the poorly directed, lazily written, terribly shot, poorly acted, clumsily edited, oddly paced, insulting adaptation of... VOICE (CONT'D) The Last Airbender. VOICE (CONT'D) In crappily converted 3D! VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare for the vibrant world of Nickelodeon's beloved Avatar to get M. Night Shat-upon in the worst cartoon adaptation since Dragonball Evolution. VOICE (CONT'D) Watch as the ethnically diverse heroes you know and love are brought to life...as generic white kids! VOICE (CONT'D) And the ethnically diverse villains...stay ethnically diverse VOICE (CONT'D) Wonder in amazement at how a $150 million dollar movie ended up with some of the worst special effects ever put to film... VOICE (CONT'D) Scenes that weren't lit properly... VOICE (CONT'D) And unknown child actors who are bad even by child actor standards. They haven't been able to conquer big cities like Ba Sing Se but they're making plans I'm sure. So, are you the Avatar? VOICE (CONT'D) Ugh. I hope these kids stayed in school. VOICE (CONT'D) Journey across four magical kingdoms, where a chosen few *sort of* have the power to bend the elements to their will VOICE (CONT'D) Firebenders who can't catch anything on fire VOICE (CONT'D) Waterbenders who can't get this guy wet. Water drops on her brother and he's immediately dry VOICE (CONT'D) And Earthbenders who could just as easily have picked up this rock and thrown it. Six Earth benders throw a single rock VOICE (CONT'D) But when the evil firebender Prince Zuko goes on the warpath. BRING ME ALL YOUR ELDERLY VOICE (CONT'D) Humanity's last hope is a boy who can master every element, The Avatar. VOICE (CONT'D) Oh man, I wish. No, this pouty one with all the henna tattoos... doing his green-belt karate demonstration. VOICE (CONT'D) Join Aang and two unnecessary sidekicks as they struggle to cram 20 episodes of backstory into one movie, with techniques like... VOICE (CONT'D) Weird introductions. My name is Katara and I'm the only water bender left in the southern water tribe. VOICE (CONT'D) Weird compliments. You are a gifted strategist...Your failure in the 100-day-seige of Bah Sing Se won't be held against you VOICE (CONT'D) Awkward toasts. I wanted to thank General Iro and young Prince Zuko for dining with us...As you know, the fire lord has banished his son the prince and renounced his love of him. VOICE (CONT'D) And a super long Star Wars title crawl. VOICE (CONT'D) You really should just fast-forward through this part. VOICE (CONT'D) And maybe even the whole movie... VOICE (CONT'D) Starring... VOICE (CONT'D) This girl VOICE (CONT'D) This Kid VOICE (CONT'D) This other kid VOICE (CONT'D) This Dude VOICE (CONT'D) Who cast this thing? VOICE (CONT'D) Oh the guy from the Daily Show! VOICE (CONT'D) And Slumdog Millionare! VOICE (CONT'D) The Last Airbender VOICE (CONT'D) If you thought this was bad, wait til you see After Earth So, is this the worst M. Night Shyamalan movie? Help us decide by clicking our new Screen Junkies episode. VOICE (CONT'D) "Respect my authoritah!" "There's always money in the banana stand!" "Flawless Victory" "It's clobberin' time!" "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" "Join me and together we can rule the ga"