Colour of Blood

Preet : When there is mood to watch tv there is nothing good programme. what to do now? Does not matter facebook is another option. Servant : Didi some one is out side . Preet : Who has come now to disturb me. People can't even sit at home on Sunday's. Preet : Simran you. Simran : No, it is my ghost in front of you. Preet : Haven't seen you in such a long time Preet : so tell me how have you been Simran : You tell me about yourself Why have you become so skinny? Preet : I am on dieting nowadays. Simran : Dieting!? Look at the girls today, not even one inch of belly comes out and they start dieting Preet : Okay leave it lets sit and talk. follow me. Simran : You start, only then I can follow you. Preet : Come lets sit.. so what are you doing now a days? Simran : Oh nothing!Just stealing an atm bank (Laughs!)what do you mean stealing?( laughs!) Preet : so tell me what is Miss bathinda up to these days? Simran : Don’t know. Whatever she is doing I don’t care? Servant: Didi Water Preet: drink water Preet : Let ask Raju, you tell us.. Servant: what didi? Preet : That who will win the cricket final, india or Pakistan? Preet : Ok raju tell her where is your birth place? Preet : Tell us Servant : Didi Kashmir Simran : What!? Kashmir? Preet : Yes, kashmir Preet :does not look like he was born in kashmir instead looks like he belongs to kerela or tamilnadu. Simran : Have you not been brought up by having your mothers feed?. Preet : It appears like he was brought up on vinegar Preet : Now what are you stairing at Go bring some cold drinks Simran : since when is he working here? Preet : since one month. Preet :He is the son of the peon in my uncle office.His mother is also working here in adjacent house. Simran : seems like his entire village has migrated in your area. Preet : Yes, his entire family is here..and he is soo lazy.. Simran : I know.. we have the same problem at our house, all low caste and dirty people.... Preet : Don’t encourage them to come nearer. Simran : But we have to appreciate them. Preet : What? Simran : That every black thing is not coal.Every melting thing is not an ice ball.And every film is not Rang de basanti. (laughing) Preet : But of one thing i am very sure that their skin is black, and their deeds are also black.And I doubt that the colour of their blood must also be black. Simran : Come on leave about them Preet : You know what happened in the morning.. I received a phone call from a company. and the man was like, ma'am we provide loans do you want to avail it?? Simran : What did you say? Preet : I said our ancestors have left lots of properties of billion price we don’t require any loan....He disconnected the phone...After five minutes he rang again... Simran : Again!? Preet : He said I told my senior about you....He said can you give loan to our company. (laughs) Preet : What happened ?? Simran : seems like glasses have been broken. Preet : Whats this?? You can't even do your work properly! who is going to pay for what you have broken!? PICK IT UPNOW!! Simran : I'll help you out. Preet : You get aside simran, he will manage...I told you their colour is black their deeds are also black.... And the colour of their blood is also black. Simran : Preet, see his blood is also red like ours!.. Preet : what!!?