''Out With Kenny'' - episode 1x08: Out With Dad

I want your honest opinion about something. Shoot. You know Alicia Van Haren? Yeah. I'm thinking about asking her out. Cool! I think you should do it! Really? Yeah, I mean ... She’s totally hot. And super nice. I bet she’d go for you. Okay. Cool. Thanks. You’re welcome. Is that all you wanted to ask? Are you sure you're cool with that? Why wouldn’t I? Well, it's just ... Like, I know you always say you and me are more like brother and sister, but ... I just want to make sure that, truly, in fact, you are okay with me going out with other girls. Like, people always saying we’re like a couple... (muffled) I really like you, and I know you like me... Kenny ... I'm gay. That makes so much sense! What? Let's be clear here: Are you coming out to me? Yes. Oh my God! I am the first person you came out to, right? Yes? Yes! Um, hello! - This is kind of a big moment for me. - It is for me too! My best friend in the world just come out with me! This is so exciting! Stop making this about you, you ***-bag! Oh my God, I'm sorry. I ... I was totally got caught up in the moment and I just ... Wait a minute. So, when you say you think Alicia Van Haren is hot... You mean: You think Alicia Van Haren is hot? Yeah, I guess. What? Oh man... What!? It's just ... This is all new to me. I never even thought that I could be ... ...gay. But since I started thinking about it, so many things have started to make more sense. Like ... I always thought that girls could be hot or pretty ... or whatever. But I never really had an opinion about guys. I just figured I had really particular tastes. What? Well, that's because you do have particular tastes! Really particular tastes! I do. Holy ***, I do! Feel so hyper right now! Are you sure you’re okay with this? Of course I am! We tell each other everything. And now we can totally check out girls together too. Honestly Kenny I feel too good now. This stays between the two of us though, okay? Yeah, no problem. I still need to tell my dad. How do you think he will react? I have no clue. No clue. Your dad is a pretty cool guy. I’m pretty sure, he’ll be okay with it. But I ... I'm his little girl. What if I brake his heart? So you're not gonna tell him? I have to. I need to. I want to. I’m scared to. I think he suspects anyways. He nearly walked in on me and V-... You and who? Vanessa? Not quite. You and Vanessa? Not quite! I knew it. Everything makes sense. Everything. I think she’s in denial. Major case of Catholic guilt. With an extra dose of non-parental-okayness. Her mother is not exactly the nicest lady on the planet. You remember her birthday party last year? Oh God ... She checked everyone’s bags for drugs when we showed up? What did she expect to find? Kenny? Yeah? Thanks for being cool. Now... Let’s go ask out Alicia! I'd rather you weren’t there. Hello? Dad, I have something to tell you. I’ve been thinking this for a while... And ... Well ... Rose, you look like you’ve got something on your mind. Actually Dad, I do have something on my mind. It’s kind of a big deal. Tell me about it. And in no way will I freak out. Well, you know how Vanessa and me have been getting really close lately? Well, I think that... Well, I know that... I do not know. Hello? Hi Dad.