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Hey everyone
One time I was at the movies
And some people were talking during the film
It made me pretty mad.
I hate being interrupted.
I really wanna follow
in the footsteps of great celebrites
I also really want people to stop calling me
a stalker
Not too long ago,
I got a new sound system for my ride
Along with some new wheels and tires
I just hope people will notice me
As I peddle down the bike lane.
I saw a guy on the street doing some chalk art
He told me to step around his masterpiece
Well I stepped on it anyway
What can I say? It was on a crosswalk.
One time I went to a party supply store
And all they ever seemed to sell, was drugs and alcohol.
I saw a guy doing karaoke music one time
And he brought an instrument because he said it would
"compliment his voice".
Well after hearing him sing
I knew why that instrument was a broken guitar.
My doctor says I need to lose weight.
I told him he was calling me fat.
That's the last I'll give him a cookie.
I joined a food club at my school.
Thinking I could get free food.
Well, they had free food.
But all of the members were fast eaters.
I couldn't get a bite in edge-wise.
I have found an explanation, to the dinosaurs extinction.
It occurred to me when I was at the store.
And I saw a box of these things called "dino snacks".
One I gambled everything I had,
in a card game that was pretty intense.
But I did know that I was losing,
when my opponent said "go fish".
I have a confession to make.
I am afraid of the dark.
But only until I stop looking at my shadow.
I heard it's really bad
if kids too many flintstone vitamins.
Which makes me really regret
eating 5 boxes of cocoa pebbles.
When some people watch their favorite bands
sometimes they even imitate them with "air guitar".
Well, when I watch WWF, I imitate them with air wrestling.
Which can kinda hurt,
especially when I do the air body slam.
Now, I have a friend,
who's been really ticking me off lately, for a few reasons.
One: He's been giving me the cold shoulder.
Two: He can't ever think outside of the box.
Three: He's become a mime.