Star Trek First Contact - Parody redub

You son of a veg. This really isn't the time. Okay. I don't know jack about vegetarians, but everybody out there thinks that staying here and fighting McDonald's is suicide. They're just afraid to come out here and say it. The wait staff is accustomed to following my orders. They're probably accustomed to your orders making sense. They don't understand McDonald's like I do. No one does. No one can. What is that supposed to mean? Six years ago, they assimilated me into their franchise. I had their disgusting pink slime slathered all over my body. I was linked to Ronald McDonald, every trace of healthy eating habits erased. I was one of them. So you can imagine, my dear, I have a somewhat unique perspective on McDonald's and I know how to compete with them. Now if you excuse me I have work to do. I am such an idiot. It's so simple. McDonald's hurt you, and now you're going to hurt them back. Vegetarians don't succumb to revenge. We have a more evolved sensibility. ***! I saw the look on your face when you switched that guy's patty for a Boca Burger. You were almost enjoying it! How dare you! Oh, come on, Manager. You're not the first man to get a thrill from seeing someone go meatless. I see it all the time. Get out! Or what? You'll starve me, like you starved Benjamin Spock. There was no way to feed him. You didn't even try. Where was your evolved sensibility then? I don't have time for this. Oh! Hey! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your little quest. Kim Jong-un has to go launch his nukes. What? You have been watching the news lately? This is not about ego. Liar! This is about saving the health of humanity. Jean-Luc, sell off the damn restaurant! No! No! I will not sacrifice Veggie Cafe. We've made too many compromises already. Too many retreats. They take our customers and we fall back. They open locations everywhere, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn here, this far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done. You broke your crisper drawer. See you around, Lil' Kim.