Should I Move to Florida?

Hey girl, thanks for coming. I have a lot on my mind lately and really just needed someone to vent it all to. No problem. You know I'm always here for you! Now, what's going on? Well, lately I just feel really trapped. I think I need a change of scenery. Well, Texas looks the same all around our area. Are you thinking of taking a trip? Not exactly. I was really trying to think of some good reasons why I shouldn't move to Florida. To Florida? What's in Florida? Well, the beach, rain, not much snow. I think it would really just be a better fit for me. By yourself? Yeah, like an adventure. Okay Miss Adventure, what is going to happen when you start to miss all of your friends? You will be a day away, and crying for someone to hold you. I know I'll miss everyone, but I think that it would be good for me to just get out and enjoy the water and that different kind of lifestyle. Lifestyle? Yeah, just lounging on the beach, and swimming in the water whenever I want. Okay, I think that the whole "Florida" thing is going to your head. You aren't retired like all those people with that "lifestyle". You're going to have to work somewhere in all of that, a real job. I know, but I could really use it after a hard stressful day. Maybe I could be a surf instructor! You can't be serious. With your luck, you'll have a bad day at work and then go swimming and get eaten by a shark, and have you ever even been surfing? Not exactly, but I'm a quick learner and in the mean time, I could just take the money. Maybe you should do a little more research before jumping in to retirementville. You're going to end up taking care of old people all day. You could come visit as much as you want! As good as that sounds, we could also just take a trip there and do the same thing, without you changing out bedpans and taking money from tourists for surf lessons. Maybe I should do a little more research. The bedpans is what got you huh? Yeah, I just can't see myself trying to do that.