Sick Detector (Uncut)

is this gonna be like a sick detector?kind of.you could use it to make mom think you're really sick because if you take a picture it means you look sick apparently thats not what sick people look like can i see my tummy so are you like pretending to be sick? what? are you like pretending to be sick? to see if you can get the picture. ya. what do i have to do to get the picture? idk i havnt gotten it before... what do you do when like you fake it for mom? mom... i feel sick... my stomach hurts... i cant go to school mom... i feel like im gonna puke... and then thats the part where she usually says "you can stay home honey." what else? Your VIDEOTAPEING!!!