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-OK, everybody.
I know tonight isn't about me.
But my beautiful girlfriend, Stephanie, and I recently won
a ballroom dancing competition.
I hardly had any lessons, but I'm wicked athletic.
And, like I said, we won.
Now, tonight, in honor of the bride and groom, we'd like to
perform our winning dance.
Get up.
[MUSIC--
BARRY WHITE, "YOU'RE THE FIRST, THE LAST, MY
EVERYTHING"]
-Oh my god.
This is our song.
This is my song with Stephanie.
-No!
-Absolutely.
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
-No.
-Whoa.
OK, OK, this is definitely the song, then.
Maybe it's a coincidence.
It's a very popular song.
Maybe it means that she really is thinking about you.
I'll wait.
-I don't believe this.
This is a clear statement.
It's premeditated, very definitive.
She knew exactly what she was doing the whole time.
This is definitely on purpose.
-No.
OK,OK.
-Can you do any of that?
-No.
-You're gonna do it.
Come on, we're gonna do it.
We're gonna do it.
Oh, man.
They're good.
Let me lift you now.
-Wait.
They practice.
I have a dress on.
[CHEERS]
-I can do this one.
Grab me.
OK.
-You know what?
-You got me?
-I have you.
No one's looking.
Get off my back.
All right, freestyle.
Us grooving over here.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
-He did a push up.
He did a push up.