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So what you're saying is this is pantyhose for my arms?
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So this week we're reviewing Sports wristlet...FOR MAN!
That's right like a cologne, LIK A MAN!
Actually this is...kind of weird.
It's um, it's like a half-sleeve, like it just goes from here to here.
And I guess this is high technology wristlet, durability and comfort for outdoor exercises.
Right so I think the idea behind it is that people burn their arms
or get their arms any darker so then they wear these sleeves
under their t-shirts,
which kinda just confuses me, because if you wanted long sleeves
why didn't you just buy a long sleeve shirt?
But everyone wears them! Really, they're actually popular.
It's not like a rare thing. And they'll sell them on the subways,
like people will go by with little carts and sell them
for like 1000 won or something like that.
And you see lots of people on the subways buying them also
Yeah! It's like a really hot commodity.
What I really like about this is if you look at the back of it
they've got a whole bunch of pictures of people doing athletic activities
but in none of these pictures are anyone actually wearing the wristband!
Wristlet Simon [Wristlet! Sorry!]
Like you see somebody running, but you only see their legs.
You don't put these on your legs!
You see somebody playing tennis, but he's not wearing the wristlet!
There's a guy fishing in a complete silhouette!
It's like you can't even pay your models to wear this!
I really like the diagram that they have on the back,
cuz, like, arrow going up this way, arrow going up that way.
What does that even mean? [circulation?] Circulation?
It looks more like an Indian Rug Burn (Damn! Meant to say Sunburn!) that they're giving you
Do you guys remember Indian rug burn? RRRRR!
Ow you're not supposed to do it! [Oh, sorry!]
Ok so let's put this on, then.
Alright, so since this is for man [I want to put one on, too!]
But then why didn't you get the one for woman?!
There was one for woman, but I...
Now what I want to know is why is there one for man and one for woman?
It's like, are women's arms that different from men's arms?
It's like, do women's arms have *** on them or something
so that there's a different shape?
Cuz if they did, that would be awesome!
Boobarms. BOOBARMS!
Ok let's put them on [ok]
Ok here goes. It's pretty tight [snug] fit.
I really feel like an anime character.
You know how like manga and anime characters have like these ridiculous costumes
that have, like, armpit free zones?
And they're like "I'm gonna fight for life cuz that's what I can do!"
[Martina mimics off-dubbing. She's really mouthing the words "But I like elephants as well!"]
You know what I'm talking about?
SHOYUKEN!
It actually feels a little bit cool.
It does feel cool, yes!
I really hate to say that, I feel like
OK FLAP YOUR ARM this way. Do you feel that?
Now flap it the other way.
Ohmigosh! That's so weird!
This actually keeps your arm cool.
I don't know why. I feel like I have a cold gel feeling on my arm.
Ok, you know what? I was totally mistaken about this.
If we could just walk around in public and just flap your arms like this
And all the Korean people at home are like "There are those foreigners again!"
And we're like, walking down the street.
Do the Seungri Dance.
OH OH OH OH! OH OH OH
Maybe he was cooling his arm. [but he didn't have a] Can I have the other one?
I want double DUAL cooling effect.
OMG! I know what this reminds me of! This reminds me of like a figure skater costume!
You how they have like, the top part will be spangly,
and then it like, doesn't attach,
oh the hardcore nylon throughout your entire body?
But it doesn't attach at the armpit it has like these really
long sleeves that go to their fingers and they have scarves that they wave around.
If I was a figure skater I'd dance to Rain's "Love Song"
I'd be like, on the skating rink and be like NANUN OTTOKAY!
Would you take off your shirt and NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!
Because I'd give you a 10 out of 10 if I saw that one.
GONG!
It's giveaway time [OH YEAH!]
Yes, we have reviewed four WTFs. We did the epic Twonkle Twonkle mug,
the double eyelid tape, the Ddung Products,
the perfume as well as the cream, and now
the man wristlets. LIKE A MAN!
Yeah, sorry. Namja means man.
So to win this time all you have to do is make your own Twonkle Twonkle nursery rhyme!
TWONKLE TWONKLE LITTLE STAR!
And then you do the rest.
You don't have to sing it in a Viking accent if you want,
all you have to do is leave it in the comments for our YouTube page,
our our eatyourkimchi page.
And we'll pick out the best, funniest, most awesome and most creative poem
and mail you out a WTF package.
Including the extra coveted Twonkle Twonkle mug.
That's right. You know we actually found other Twonkle Twonkle stuff?
We found Twonkle Twonkle meers!
That's right. Twonkle twonkle what?
Mee-rors.
Mirrors.
I'm leaving!
GONG!