A Very Strange Experiment - Insert title here - [part 1]

Hey guys, um, I decided to, um I saw this video of this guy playing this game And I wanted to try it for myself so, um, I got it from Desura It's called "Insert Title Here: An Experimental Game" By... "Anothink" Okay, let's start the game... Oh- oh god [*narrator voice talking*] subject... Can I go in here? No Okay, let's just... "Hello and welcome to the experiment "This is an experiment to see the reactions "of hundreds and hundreds of people on moral, "psychological, or absurd issues" "To play this game correctly, you will need a game recorder "and a microphone "Share your opinions, decisions, and reactions" Okay, that's what I'm doing "Enjoy this experimental 'thing' "I call it a thing because I'm not sure "if this is a game... whatever" Well okay then... okay... "Jump"... "Don't worry, you're not gonna break any bone, "that's the game logic" Okay, I can't look down... um... Okay then, um... "Did you scream something like "wheeeeeeeeew'?" "Because that's f***ing retarded. "And yes, I'm calling you retarded" Um... "I know what you're thinking right now. "What the hell am I playing. "And why are posters insulting me?" Yeah for real, why is text insulting me? "Well I told that this is an experiment. "And I'm not sure if this thing is a game. "Let's call it 'a weird thing'" Yeah, that's what I'll call it A Weird Thing "This experiment will study your reactions. That's why we need your voice" "Let's proceed with something... WITH YOU" okay, "Are you male or female?" okay, agh (annoyed frustration) Okay, I am a male... What's that say? "Sorry, but you have to be a male to play this game. "You know, these sexist jokes and more" Well... yeah, I'm a guy so "Hello Boy "Maybe you're a girl and you saw that to play this game "you had to be a boy and no you're lying to me" "LYING IS BAD" "Surely turned back to see that I was right. "Am I wrong? "Maybe, yeah" Okay, just gonna... Oh god this is creepy Yes, it is creepy That scared me "Yes the door is gone" Great That actually did scare me [*narrator again*] This is scary "Okay, now get out before you have a brain-attack "or something like that" "As you can see, this experiment is filled with many rooms" Oh, he just said that It's like bacon [*narrator*] "Let's talk about the game" "'Insert Title Here' "Do you like that name?" "Well, that's not even a name" "No name is better than a stupid name, right?" "I let you decide a name for this game. "That's pretty original, isn't it? "A game without a name that you decide... yeah..." "It's time to interact" Okay, let's read the other thing "Let's talk about me" "I'm just text, that's all" "Maybe you already hate me" "Well I'm not the typical, boring narrator. "I can insult you." "I'm sure you're getting bored with those texts" "It's time to interact" "Well here begins the real test, see you there" [*narrator*] Well the video I watched did psychological and i don't want to do horror... So I'm gonna do platformer "Jump and enjoy the platform level "And don''t fall" Wait... I'm supposed to... But I have to fall right now... Okay... oh god... What the heck... This entire game is freakin' horror... Is like... his *** or something? falling... falling... scared... Okay, this is really creepy Oh my god, what the heck am I even playing? I regret this decision Really creepy I'm kind of scared What the heck? God dammit Wow It doesn't let you fall Okay, jumped off a hand, and... bacon door Don't scare me, don't scare me eh, not looking, not looking Did it freeze? Not looking... Okay Yeah, I get scared kind of easily "Back to normal, isn't that lovely?" "I know that was short, but okay-" I'm fine with it being short I didn't like that "Do you like being observed?" No, no I do not Get out of here cameras [*narrator*] I'm gonna choose red, just because [*narrator and my muffled laughter*] Well okay then "Everything for me and my family" "Donate to charity" Well I would definitely donate to charity... But not all of it...? I would definitely spend most/some/a lot on myself? I don't know Let's just go with this I- I don't know? Why would my friend Why would my friend be about to be killed? I... I'd probably just sit there and cry or something [*narrator*] I'm a good person? Yay~ I'm a good person [*narrator and then me being stupid*] Huh? I-I'm scared I'm really scared I did not think that would do anything [*creepy narrator*] Huh? "Victim subjects"? What the heck is going on? "Possible deaths"? ... What the heck? I'm really scared right now Um...I...I... [*scary narrator*]