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(vultures screeching)
Ah
Annihilus invaded my world,
hurt my best friend.
It's smashing time!
Gonna be okay, rick.
(annihilus laughing)
The mighty hulk
runs in fear
As the barrier between
our worlds crumbles.
Soon, earth will be pulled
into the negative zone,
And I, annihilus,
will rule all.
(static)
Hulk, I feel kind of funny.
Hold still.
Almost home.
(groaning)
rick!
No!
(screaming)
Rick! Rick!
(grunting)
(rocks rumbling)
(growling)
Yeah!
Rick?
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
What happened?
The gamma blast,
it turned me into
a blue hulk.
My best friend.
What have I done?
Huh.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I could get used to this.
Rick doesn't know
what he's in for.
Being a monster,
especially a hulk,
is no picnic.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Check me out!
I'm a bouncing bomb
of awesome!
I'm an awesome bomb!
I don't think you're
taking this seriously, rick.
Oh, you're right.
Rick isn't a serious
name for me now.
Let's see.
I'm definitely not gonna
go with hulk, jr.
That'd be too weird.
Oh, maybe the blue hulk.
That's too obvious.
Um, bucky?
That's been done.
Any suggestions,
big green?
Sit down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I know.
(reading)
(thunderclap)
Oh, great.
Another portal
to the negative zone.
Looks like bug-face
is coming back.
So now that
he's all hulkified,
The a-bomb will help you
blow away annihilus.
No, you won't.
(thunderclap continues)
How do we know you
won't change back to human
in the middle of a fight?
I'm willing
to take that chance.
I'm not.
Hulk or no, you're
still a rookie.
And you're lucky
you survived the
first time.
Okay, fine.
So you'll just shut me out
and go it alone.
No.
I still need a ride
into the negative zone.
Dude, seriously?
Who are you gonna call
in who's as awesome as me?
The best pilot I know.
(alarm blaring)
Woman: Mayday! Mayday!
Pilot eject is frozen.
I'm riding this sucker
all the way down.
(alarm continues)
(grunting)
And cut! Print.
Check the gate.
(bell rings)
oh, and put her out.
You know what?
I got this.
You're the best, jen.
Really?
Of course.
You're a walking
green screen.
I can erase you
no problem and
pop in our star.
Hooray for hollywood.
Honestly, this is not
the life I imagined
for myself.
A walking,
talking crash test dummy.
But when you're
a 6'5" indestructible
green-skinned woman,
Your career options are
(blows) Limited.
(tires screeching)
Hey, big guy.
What brings you
to the set?
(laughing) hi!
And what is that?
What's up, jen?
Rick jones?
Now, this
is real show business.
Hey.
Check it out.
Awesome!
(gasps)
(sighs)
Sweet dreams, princess.
(singsong voice)
the muscles will be here
when you wake up.
So, you come
to be in the movies?
There's trouble, hulk-sized.
Need a pilot.
You in?
Only if I can drive.
(honking)
yo, blue boy.
Move it.
Dude, I need
your she-hulk footage
for my show.
(whimpers) have your
peeps call mine.
All right.
Check you later.
Oh, who says that?
Bruce never asks
anyone for help.
So for him to call me
in means this is big.
I just have
one nagging question.
What kind of lunkhead
builds a ship with
only one bathroom?
Blame red, if we
ever get him back.
Hurry up, jen.
The a-bomb's gotta go!
All yours, kid awesome.
Thought we were leaving
the newb behind.
I tried.
He kept ripping
holes in the ship
and stowing away.
Well, he better keep quiet,
Or I'm blasting him
out the airlock.
(gagging)
A-bomb: What did you
have for lunch?
(coughing) oh, my
eyes are watering!
What's our plan here?
Smash into the negative zone,
Get red, slam the
doorway for good.
(toilet flushes)
(coughing) ohh.
Well, where do I sit?
Pop a squat, junior.
Aw! (scoffs)
are we there yet?
This is just like
those road trips
Our folks dragged us
on when we were kids.
Oh, don't remind me.
Rick: Are we there yet?
(beeping)
There.
(thunderclap)
You want me
to fly into that.
All guns blasting.
This is way more fun
than the movies.
Oh, wicked guns.
When's my turn?
How about never?
Knock, knock, annihilus.
Destroy the ship now.
(laughing)
Rick: Oh, great.
More bugs.
Millions of them.
Lock and load, jen.
My pleasure.
I got a stinger too,
bug breath.
More bogeys, incoming.
Is that red?
And skaar's with him.
(growling)
Keep shooting.
Don't let anything through.
What about me?
I can help you.
It'd be a bigger help
if you'd stay outta my way.
(grunting)
Surprise.
Red: Hey, ugly.
(laughs)
Those maniacs are gonna
tear the ship apart.
First you were an enemy,
then a friend,
And now an enemy again?
Make up your mind!
(grunting)
(groaning)
I'm warning you.
Don't.
(groans)
smile for
your close-up.
(groaning)
(beeping)
we got more incoming,
So get on the
guns already.
Finally.
Computer: Danger.
Reactor core breach.
That's not good.
Don't worry.
I'm sure hulk's on it.
(hulk groaning)
this is the end
of you, hulk.
(yelling)
(groaning)
(alarm sounding)
Computer: Reactor
containment, 62%.
Loss of power imminent.
We're losing power.
I know.
I know.
Reactor core breach.
Reactor core breach.
The last thing we need
are those knuckleheads
wrecking the ship.
I'm on it.
There go our shields.
(grunting)
Don't care who you are.
You stick my head
in a power core,
I'll get angry.
And you won't like me
when I'm angry.
(grunting)
Check out my flyswatter.
(growls)
Computer: Warning.
Warning.
Warning.
(beeping)
That explains it.
Fire in reactor section 4.
Fire in reactor section 4.
Rick: A-bombs away!
(groans)
Told you I could help.
You're so glad
I tagged along.
(yelling)
(beeping)
(screaming)
They're mind controlled.
Snap the chips
off their necks.
Hulk, behind you!
(growling)
I got you.
(yells)
Skaar: Where blue man?
Rick: I'm right here,
but I'm invisible.
(laughing) call me
the camouflage kid.
(yells)
(yells)
(crash)
(groaning)
You got a new power, huh?
Yeah.
Awesome.
Thought you were
back to normal.
I am.
Then why'd you slug me?
Because that stung,
and it was fun.
You're right.
Annihilus took
skaar prisoner.
Made skaar steal
and fight.
Wanna get even?
Stick with us.
Besides, where else
can you go?
Are we cool?
Cool.
Earth-tech.
You saying
someone on our side
wants to help annihilus?
Could be.
What the sam hill?
That kaboom was
the reactor.
We're ditching the main cabin.
Get to the mini-jets.
You heard the lady.
Hustle.
You ever fly before?
Uh
It's cool.
Me neither.
So you came all this way
for little old me?
I'm touched, greenie.
Shut your yap
and open your eyes.
Annihilus and his goons
will try to cut us off.
Ah.
Good to be back
in the gunner seat.
Time to feed these bugs
a little shock and awe.
Computer: Jump jet disengaged.
Mini-fighters deployed.
Delta formation is go.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
(laughs)
Look out!
(grunting)
(mutters)
Skaar, stop fighting
the controls.
Your ship is on autopilot.
All you have to do
is aim your guns and shoot.
Not at me, dum-dum.
Hey, greenie, new
kid's got your looks
and your smarts.
(laughs)
Greenie?
Where's he going?
Oh, I get it.
He's sending us packing
while he goes back
and plays hero.
No.
Don't you see?
He's sending us away
to protect us.
Only way this works,
we gotta smash annihilus.
I nominate me.
Hulk.
Alone.
Perfect.
Probably won't
make it out in time,
But someone
has to save earth.
Better me trapped
here than them.
At least I'll take the
big bug down with me.
Oh, no, monster.
You don't invade my universe
and escape unscathed.
(grunting)
(yells)
Control's out.
Switching to manual.
(grunting)
(laughing)
There goes my ride home.
(groans)
a final offer, hulk.
Become my servant,
And I'll spare
your miserable life.
Hulk not servant!
Hulk am hulk!
(panting)
(screaming)
(laughing)
Let yourself go.
Lose yourself in
ignorant savagery.
(groaning)
Let your
soon-to-be-extinguished
world
See your final defeat
As a howling,
mindless monster.
(grunts)
Idiot.
You'll
destroy yourself.
Not even you
can withstand
the full power
Of the cosmic control rod.
I can't contain it!
(grunting)
If it should rupture
(yelling)
My power.
It's
draining my power!
(yells)
(groans)
Fooled ya.
Hulk am smart.
Smarter than you, annihilus.
Hulk, you've
gained nothing.
As long as the portal
remains open,
My legions will swarm
into your universe.
World after world
will fall to my hordes.
Even in defeat, I win.
(laughs)
Is that so?
Well, I got a way to make sure
it stays closed forever.
What?
No!
Uh-oh.
(yelling)
(grunting)
The rift is collapsing.
Let's move!
We can't leave
without hulk.
You heard his orders.
It's what he wants.
No.
Rick's right.
We are not leaving
without him.
Hulk is a brother to me.
I'm not leaving him behind.
She-hulk: Hulks reengage.
Rick: Hulk? Hulk!
Red: Wake up, sleepyhead.
(growls)
Bugs got blasted.
Let's go.
You came back for me.
Obviously.
Let's go.
Thanks, guys.
Hmm, maybe rick's
crazy webcasts
Can show the world
we're not monsters.
We're a family.
Rick: Mmm! Jen, your
barbecue is awesome!
Wanna do a cooking segment
on my webisodes?
Meat.
You mean this time
I can be on camera?
I'm in.
I told you
this was a
great idea.
What about
you, skaar?
You in?
Stay with us.
You'll have a place to be.
With people
like yourself.
(grunts)
Red?
Web series?
I'm movie star material.
Still, I guess it
wouldn't hurt to raise
my public profile.
When I was a general,
people used to respect
me and fear me.
Now they just fear me.
This is the only place
I have left to go.
Aah, besides,
in a few weeks,
I'll be running this unit.
Okay.
You talked
me into it
For now.
So what do we call
this gamma family?
(snaps fingers)
oh, I got it!
(reading)
And what does
s.
M.
A.
S.
H.
Stand for?
I don't know.
Whatever
we want.
No one's gonna
argue with us.
You know why?
Because we are
(singsong voice)
awesome!
Hulk: (sighs)
if a guy like me
Can make a place
for us all to fit in,
That's good, I guess.
The leader:
Do they suspect
that it was I
Supplying annihilus
with earth technology?
No.
Good.
I don't want to show
my hand just yet.
Go back and
learn all you can
About hulk and his allies.
Befriend them
and gain their trust.
But they have
taken me in,
Been kind to me.
Remember, skaar,
Only I hold the secrets
to your origin.
Betray me, and
you will never know
Who you are or
where you come from.
Return to them now
with no memory
of this encounter.
So commands the leader.
Most families stick together
through thick and thin.
But this one
might be torn apart
faster than we think.
Hulk out.
