WTF - Super Cute Delicious Pooh Sandwich Makers!

So what you're saying is I'll never eat sandwiches again. [music] So, essentially Korea never wants me to eat food again We had the bunny bear eggs, I can't eat them after they're made into adorable little eggs. and now sandwiches are being taken from me as well. Because now you can make them into Winnie the Pooh. Is that Disney? Does it say Disney on it? That's super copy infringement! This doesn't say Disney but it does look like Winnie the Pooh. It's got it's smile. It doesn't say Disney. All it says is "MAKE COOKIES!" Make Cookies! So this is a sandwich cutter, but also you can make sandwich cookies! What would you call a... OOH! An ice cream sandwich! !!! Oh man! See, the thing is, I think Korea and Asian culture have it right, whenever you watch these gourmet restaurant shows, they always talk about the presentation of a dish, and you see them, like, yeah, you'll see the wiping they'll put the juices in a pattern and some ugly foam and say "This presentation is so beautiful" But, really: do you want some slop there, OR DO YOU WANT A POOH SANDWICH? Cuz, I tell you what, if I was a judge, and someone gave me like some colorful foam or a Pooh sandwich, I'd go for the Pooh Sandwich. Yeah, I can imagine you on a cooking show going like Yeah! Here is Simon serving traditional Pooh sandwich, it is with a side of a bunny egg. Are you from Quebecois right now? No you did your, you did your terrible accent. I was from Paris! You were from Quebec. Look, we're both Canadian, our French accents have been garbled over time, slaughtered! Off to the Pooh Sandwich Station. Let's go! We don't have one of those! Of course we do! It's called a kitchen. Oh! The Kitchen! [Old Batman Transition Music] Anyways, alright. So here's how the thingy here works. You got the press side, the face side. I guess we're supposed to like... I like your technical terminology: here's the press side and here's the face side. This is the press side and here is the face side. Here we have our bread with a bear clip, Friendly bear! I may or may not have butchered cutting up this bread earlier. Martina's really not good at cutting up bread, This is the top, there's the bottom. HAY! Just give it to me! Ok here we go. RRR! RRRRRGGHGHGHRRR!!! RRRRRRRRRAHHHGHHGHGHG!! Ok we have our bear shape or our bottom of a pig. It's an alien! Ok, line it up carefully. RRRRRR!!!! Oh, it's lopsided. I'm real sorry Simon! Ok, perhaps I pressed too hard. There you go! It's wonderful! Ok let's toast him. Time to burn his face off now! I feel like that would be a little traumatizing for children, Being like "this is your Pooh bread, this is your NOW WE'RE GOING TO INCINERATE HIM!" Ok here let's make yours. Yours is equally as stupid, look: this is the corner here, and there's the corner here. You know, Martina doesn't really make for a very good housewife. Eh! Alright, let's look. Pretty good, wait! That looks good? HAY GUISE! CAN I HAZ SOME HUNNEY? I'M THE POOH BEAR! AAAAAAARGGGG Toast is ready! Oh God! It's hot. How does it look? Burnt half of his face, it's fine. It looks a lot better now that it's toasted. Ok, well he's got lines throughout his face, I'm gonna do the other side. Actually, you know what? I'm gonna cover his ugly side. Right! Cover his ugly side, and when you serve it, everyone will be like "it's gorgeous!" That seems to really defeat the purpose, I'll be really honest with you right now Simon. Well what are you supposed to do with the bread as soon as you're done with it? You're supposed to stare at it lovingly and be like "this is the best thing that has ever happened to me" Ok! My toast is ready! Hand over the Pooh! Oh! He's looking pretty old and grizzled! Ok I'm gonna...OH NO! See, the picture shows him being nicely, evenly cooked brown, He's so happy like, "Oh I just came back from the beach" here's my tan They used a blowtorch on him. That's the only way to get him that way! This looks more like Winnie the Pooh than Simon's, I'd have to argue. Look. Mine just got shot in the face. That's so traumatizing. I can't imagine a child wanting to eat that. Look, all you gotta do is you have to eat your sandwiches like this from now on. Like, see how nice this is? Biggest problem with this is that it's a huge waste, of crust. What are we gonna do with all this? Come here Spudgy. No way! I'll make bread pudding. Spudgy's a duck. Here! Spudgy: eat it! Ducky! Go Spudgy! Oh, he's going for it! Spudgy will eat anything. [gong!] It's giveaway time. WOOHOO! And this might be our cutest care package ever. I think all of them are pretty cute. This one's really cute. This one has the ducky fan. It has the soap, hand soap fluffy confetti thingy. And it has the nail oranger. Oh yeah! Simon's nail is just coming off of that. It's still orange, And we also have the Pooh Sandwich or the Poohkie maker if you will. The Poohdwich. Poohandwich. The Poo... So to win this month's Wonderful Treasure Find care package all you have to do is answer our skill testing question. The question is: what animal would be the most inappropriate to be made for a sandwich press maker? Mhhmmm. We know that bears are inappropriate, what else can be inappropriate for a sandwich or a cookie? How about a Spudgy sandwich? !!! That would be wonderful! A spandwich! It's be all lopsided. It'd have one eyeball and one tongue would stick out. Your sandwich would never close up properly, It would be made entirely of crust and fall apart Like, here's your stupid retarded sandwich! I'm sorry Spudgy I love you you're a good dog! He's gonna *** Simon in his sleep. [GONG!]