Loch Ness Monster Found??

[music] >> Lee: The Loch Ness monster!! Nessie, Neessiteras rhombopteryx… DOES SHE EXIST!!! YES!! She does! After thousands of years of sightings from 565 A.D. to now! Proof! Check out this spec, yup--- good old google maps, making peoples dreams come true! Here’s what I’m gonna do… Planning a crowd sourced or maybe kickstarter funded trip to find her… then I find her, connect, and tame her as my own, ride her like the true ocean dinosaur that she is… Aw man—so for the kickstarter I’m thinking I’ll crochet a lil nessie… >> Joe: Lee, I’m sorry… it’s a fake. >> Lee: No joe, no. PLEASE NO. >> Joe: Yeah… >> Lee: But we found her! Through Google satellite imaging, finally the powerful tool of exploration and monitoring has proven this myth, unmythical! I mean sure it was spotted by members of the Official Loch ness monster fan club so It’s a little suspicious, but what if they were the only ones that found her cause they’re the only ones who believe!!!! >> Joe: Yeah but even the president of the fan club Gary Campbell said the picture looked like a boat wake… just with the boat missing” but upon further inspection… >> Lee: Why?? Why are you a dream killer, You know there’s always gonna be skeptics out there joe! Why is there no boat in the boat wake joe!! Skeptics! >> Joe: Skeptics or you know facts… like a number of articles have stated this happens a lot, things “going missing” from satellite imagery cause of how the computer programs stitch together overlapping images to form a coherent picture of the world below… sometimes the stitching algorythms go awry… >> Lee: and sometimes ocean dinosaurs don’t want to be discovered cause they know they would be exploited, much like the circus elephant or Britney spears. >> Joe: There’s photos of the boat. Mickwest from Metabunk.org tweeted out an image that kind of proves it. >> Lee: you know there are over 20 sightings a year, and that over 1,500 years ago people in northern scottland even carved nessies picture on stone… and that sometimes its important to never give up on your dreams. >> Joe: Yeah. >> Lee: Hey joe remember that time you told me the loch ness monster wasn’t real and almost ruined my childlike wonder with facts… thanks for not doing that. ( lee walks off) >> Joe: Just to recap- a boat not the loch ness monster. Don’t tell lee. >> Question: so guys what myth do you hope is true let us know in the comment section. [music]