Improvável - Cenas improváveis #4

The "Whose Line" Game was cool, but let's go to the next one, we call it "Improbable Scenes"! - Wow, did you hear that? - Cool, cool! Everyone plays, so let's stand up, guys. You wrote scene suggestions and I will pick one. Here's the thing: They have never seen these papers, of course, and they will have to improvise according to the scene I will pick. Which I've already picked. Which is this one. "Wrong way to warn someone that his fly is open." Hey Andy, your *** is showing. Attention, gentleman on aisle 12. Aisle 12, sugar section. Your fly is open. Audience lights, please. - There he is. - There. "Innovative ways to say it's all over." It's! All! Over! Ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to Brazil FM. Fernando. It's all over. "What would you do to warn someone that he has something on his teeth..." "Or in his nose. Et cetera." This guy is like, in the ***. Audience lights, please. You have something on your teeth. And your nose. And take this et cetera off too. My lettuce! Santa Claus, I want a toy... Santa Claus, you're... "Improbable sentences to say to a widow at a funeral." Big Cláudio... Right? I'm... Oh, Mary, I'm so sorry... He was so great in the sack, wasn't he? I know it's sad, but... Brazil lost the soccer match yesterday. So... I don't know how to say it... But you're beautiful and here's some flowers. I don't know how to say it, but... I'm pregnant! "Songs that made little success." Mine. God said to Noah, there's gonna be... death! It didn't make success! I'll sin my greatest hit, it's called Gonorrhea. "Modern popular sayings." It´s better a plane in hand than one in Congonhas airport! "Things you shouldn't say at a poker table." I can't wager with this! Mirror? What, I'm doing my makeup, what's the problem? I'll bet all my chips... His chips... Your chips... I'll bet my ace, my king... Bingo! IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.