Big Fat B - Lyrics - Zac Brown Band
Zac Brown Band is an American country folk band based in Atlanta, Georgia, on the Southern Ground Artists label. The lineup consists of Zac Brown , Jimmy De Martini , John Driskell Hopkins , Coy Bowles , Chris Fryar , Clay Cook , Matt Mangano , and Daniel de los Reyes . The band has toured throughout the United States, including a slot on the 2009 and 2010 Bonnaroo Music Festival. They have also recorded five studio albums, and charted ten Number One singles on the Billboard country charts: "Chicken Fried", "Toes", "Highway 20 Ride", "Free", "As She's Walking Away", "Colder Weather", "Knee Deep", "Keep Me In Mind", "Goodbye in Her Eyes", and "Sweet Annie", in addition to the singles "Whatever It Is", "No Hurry", and "Jump Right In", which peaked at number 2, and "The Wind", which peaked at number 11.
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We were driving to Birmingham, Alabama and my buddy Keith was driving the truck
And this lady about ran us off the road in a cadillac.
She just kinda smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said look at that Big Fat ***
So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went
Big fat ***
She's a big ol big ol fat ***
She goes to Ryan's and they say, "***!
This one's gonna cost us...
She's a big ol ***!"
She's a big ol ***
She sweats grits
You can hide a pound of dope
Under one of her ***
Big fat ***
She's a big ol ***
Who stole Christmas?
The Grinch
Who stole the Twinkies?
Big fat ***!
She's a big ol ***
Yeah she had this cajun friend
Who had a pet alligator
She ate that some-***
Like it was a green Now N Later
Or a fried green da-mator
You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush
To *** her
She's a big ol ***
She's a big ol ***
When she was eight years old she had a Pogo stick that would say, "hey Wanda!"
And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong"
And now her pogo stick says, "HOLY *** ***!"
And they go "Bount. Bount."
She's a big ol ***
She's a big ol ***
She gargles and drools and spits
And she makes all kinds of noise
She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham
In her corduroys
She's a big ol ***
She's a big ol big fat ***!!!!
