The Return of Joaquin Fabio

HellO! Welcome to the late late late show with Anton Chigurh. And here is your host ANTON CHIGURH! Hello Welcome to Late Late Late Show With ME! Anton Chigurh! We have a great show tonight We have Artist/Actor Joaquin Fabio is here. and the president of Panama Christopher Walken Please welcome Joaquin Fabio! Lights! What happened to your studio? oh yeah, the studio- Shut your mouth! Joaquin is not done talking. Where is my coffee? YOU Bring Joaquin coffee now! Yes, right away! uh, we need him to be here He is our camera man see? ok, excuse me uh- Joaquin Would you like to talk about your film? Yes. WOW! What a nice penguin (sarcastically) Ricardo! Joaquin Your film is called "Now I'm Really ***?" Yes, It's about the- struggles of an artist and how one gets by on a meager 1 million dollars per year. 1 million?! yes american dollars? it is a struggle per year?! Yes That's a lot of money can we see a clip? Hey, who is the host? WHO is the host? Let's see a clip. yes? yes. ok then. it's a penguin! Hello penguin! Don't talk to him! He looks soft! Don't touch him! He looks sad! Don't look at him! Joaquin! You need to look into the camera! [Stunt Double] Joaquin! Move! Joaquin NO! No Joaquin! Joaquin! Cut CUT CUT! CUT! CUT! NO! Keep those cameras rolling! There are no cuts in this film! I am a "one take" person! But joaquin! It's necessary that we cut! Medic! NO! But Joaquin! Joaquin Fabio says no! Get out of the scene! Wow. It's very different. oh yes. Here is your coffee Joaquin What is this? It's the coffee that you asked for- NO! It is *** WATER! IT BURNS!!! It's because i'm a ***. Fernando! Should we go help him? Technically he doesn't work here.... Why do you keep looking at your reflection? Ricardo! Joaquin we need to go to commercial! NO. NO COMMERCIALS! Yes, Joaquin I'll remember, No commercials. We need to move on to the next guest No. Joaquin Please Joaquin gave you a gift! A gift which you are about to receive again! no you don't understand! we don't have time for this what is that? D0 you like it? A gift. I QUIT! I QUIT!! I am Joaquin Fabio!