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MALE SPEAKER: Go!
SPARKY109: I'm a treehugger.
TRACY TRAINS: Oh, I'd like to hug your tree.
ALLISON: TMI!
TMI!
TMI!
JONEZZZZZZZ: Get that treesap, Tracy.
Woo!
FEMALE SPEAKER: Press to become a fan of--
MALE SPEAKER: Trees are people, too.
SPARKY109: You're a [INAUDIBLE]
you've got to fax something.
JONEZZZZZZZ: Hey, uh, Sparky109,
what's with the 109?
SPARKY109: Because I'm the model before the ED-209 in
"Robocop." I am that awesome.
JONEZZZZZZZ: What's a Robocop?
SPARKY109: Forget it, man, it's, it's old school.
MALE SPEAKER: You have 20 seconds to comply.
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
MALE SPEAKER: You do realize this is supposed to be a
Spanish-speaking country, right?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
MALE SPEAKER: That is pathetic!
TRACY TRAINS: Sparky, do you love me?
SPARKY109: Of course I do!
I can't wait to finally meet you.
TRACY TRAINS: How do I know?
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
MALE SPEAKER: I feel like I'm in the
United Nations of Tourettes!
SPARKY109: You're the light of my, on my life!
I don't want to be with anyone else, electronically.
JONEZZZZZZZ: I got a MILF, and a GILF about to ride the
Jonezzzzzzz bus.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Robert suggests you become a fan of--
ROBERT: Ride the bus to school day.
SPARKY109: It's not that kind of bus, Robert.
Ever get buried under paperwork and not have enough
pencils to finish the job?
JONEZZZZZZZ: Story of my life, sigh.
ALLISON: Off topic!
Check out my summer pictures!
SPARKY109: Oh.
JONEZZZZZZZ: Oh!
MALE SPEAKER: Oh!
MALE SPEAKER: Bbbbbbbbbbb!
She got some big-*** ***, but yo!
Check out that girl's busted tooth!
MALE SPEAKER: Oh!
SPARKY109: BRB, someone's at my desk.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
TRACY TRAINS: Oh my God, Sparky!
You have to join this girl's fan page!
This girl's fan page!
FEMALE SPEAKER: For the land of the free!
SPARKY109: For the love of God, make it stop!
You are horrible, and you make my ears bleed!
I hope someone rips your vocal chords out!
Die!
SUZIE BANNAH: [SNIFFLING]
All I want to do is make it.
How could you be so mean?
JONEZZZZZZZ: Yeah man, WTF?
Heartless, bro.
ROBERT: She's just trying to live her dream, man.
ALLISON: OMG!
W E A K!
TRACY TRAINS: Sparky!
How could you be so mean?
I thought you were different.
SPARKY109: Bu-but, baby, she, baby, she--
TRACY TRAINS: Whatever.
I thought I knew you!
You were my electronic love!
My electronic everything.
Now it turns out that you were just an e-jerk all along.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Tracy Trains is now single.
SPARKY109: No!
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
MALE SPEAKER: Sorry.