Hitler Receives a Phone Call from Rainbow Dash

Who is calling? I was taking a ***! Someone, or "somepony" named Rainbow Dash, my Fuhrer. She is saying strange things, and we do not know why she is calling. We don't know how she got our number, or the nature of her call. I think she's nuts. But taking a *** is more important! My Fuhrer, Rainbow Dash wants to talk to you. All right, give me the phone. Hello. Why are you calling me? What's your problem? Don't call me while I'm taking a ***! Taking a *** is a normal bodily function! Why did I get off the toilet to talk to a crazy nutter like you? You're an obnoxious disgrace! Go back to whatever hell you came from and quit calling me! What a disgrace. Unbelievable! Now I have to run to the toilet before I *** myself! I'll be lucky to get there without brown pants! My Fuhrer, we can clean up the mess if you don't make it. I have lots of experience cleaning up messes. Sick freak!