Morning Rise - 1930's style comedy

A Whippet Production He's not a morning person Struggle to get out of the covers He can hear the radio Turn it off It won't turn off Bash it What it not plugged in Get some socks on Slip one Slip two On the floor again The door Why will it not open Try turning the handle What in here Don't need that Or that Or that What I thought I threw them out Try this on Yes that's OK Must not forget the hat Oh waking up Clean my teeth Keeps getting stuck Need a shave Not working ? Oh need to plug it in That's better Ow getting caught Apply the afterhave Oh its stain remover Quick wash the face Wash my hands Can't hang on any longer Joy on his face Grab some toilet paper It's not stopping Got to get rid of it Flush it away Now i've got a wet foot Still flushing away Tricky one here when you still half asleep Hat Watch those stairs Hat off Full the kettle Lid fell off No water? Yes now water Tea, lets put the bag in Not forgetting the milk Slip all the tea on the bench The toaster Crumpets fly Ow they are hot Now lets butter them That not to cut the butter A saw will do it Lets make a call to my boss 'Hello i'm going to be late' Where is my hat? Not that one Thats better 'We will be a little late' Hows is this working? Door problems? Your late stop larking about Watch that door Owww Bit dizzy Buy