Jingle All The Way 2 - Drunk review

somebody buy me a softbox so I don't have to get day-drunk to do these videos anymore Cheers and welcome to another drunk review today I watched jingle all the way 2, starring Larry the Cable Guy whose character name is Larry are you even trying? this movie exists I saw it at Walmart in the $3.50 movie section and my immediate thought was this looks like absolute garbage, I need to watch it and it did not disappoint it was released in 2014. 2014. it has literally nothing to do with the original jingle all the way aside from the very clichéd message of capitalism is all well and good but really family is what matters it was also a classic [sarcastically] classic tale of dad versus stepdad and stepdad is of course, rich and uses his power and money to buy things but that's okay because actual dad could give her experiences I will also say the hot toy craze thing that they borrowed from the first movie doesn't work as well if it's 2014 in the 90s, yes it was very hard to find the hot toy because it sold out pretty quickly but in 2014, not so much. not so much they even brought up the Internet like literally mentioned "why don't you try the Internet?" "well yeah, the soonest I could get it is December 26" but you'd still get it like ***! sorry, it's Christmas, language may also point out that this was released by WWE studios? I'm not even kidding. I am not kidding. why? but why does wwe do anything? so yeah, same stupid premise as the first one but set in a time where it was much less realistic you know I actually kind of liked it the first movie when I was younger because, you know, it's a fun movie for kids but this just...this is garbage like the character of Larry is exactly who you think a character played by Larry the Cable Guy would be the stepdad is played by, I *** you not, Arwin from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. like... Bryan Stepanek, I think his name is, yeah why? but I suppose if you come from doing children's shows and I guess he is still doing children's shows a movie with Larry the Cable Guy is kind of a step up but it's still a movie with Larry the Cable Guy also he doesn't play villainous very well like he had a legitimate henchman do his bidding like... that's just...that is Bond level nonsense and it was definitely not believable at all coming from Bryan Stepanek I mean...why? also the daughters name is Noel. Noel why do Christmas movies insist on having at least one character with a christmas-related name? it is just so overdone...why? I mean I will end with this. I watched the majority of this movie at one-and-a-half speed because it dragged and it was dumb and it was lame and I suppose if you like Larry the Cable Guy a whole hell of a lot then you might like this movie but I'm gonna give it a hard no Merry Christmas! thanks for watching, don't forget to Like share and subscribe and... Merry Christmas I will see you next time [finger snaps] bye