Stupid Game Show Answers - Clue Me In

[SGSA theme music] 'Cause you're very attracted to the person. Because he's your husband. Why you marry someone? Because it's your wedding night. Because you, you're *** as hell. [Audience laughs] Why you make love to someone. Rubber. [Host]: Rubber. Rubber or rub her? No, rub... [Audience laughs] Uh...your gential organs. Things you touch? Your, uh... Things you stroke? Knees. Your thighs, your knees, your ankles... Rub. Things you rub, massage? Pass it! [Allen]: You gonna pass, you gonna play? Oh, I'm gonna play. [Allen]: OK, good. Cigar. Oh (BLEEP)! [Audience laughs] [Audience applauds] You're getting married. Wedding ceremony. [Audience chuckles] You're, uh, giving a ring to somebody. You're getting engaged. Oh, it's a Hawaiian, it's a lay. It-it's a hula. [Host]: OK, switch actors. Uh, it's a ring, it's a wedding ring. [Audience laughs] Oh, it's a honeymoon! Uh, I'm playing my... Tambourine. Yes. Um, uh, uh, I take...wrap rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in... Tie-dye. Yes. Um, uh, these are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear. Er, birkenstocks. [Audience laughs] Describe for Patti these things associated with yoghurt. It's got stuff that's good for your bones. Uh, calcium. Uh-huh. And er, hmm... Culture. [Laughs] [Audience applauds] Uh, where you go to have a trial. Courthouse. OK. Um, if you're very wealthy, the top building, the top floor is the... Penthouse. OK. Um, if you're gonna have a good time you go to the...you have a lot of...you have a lot of... Umm... [Laughs] [Audience laughs] Playhouse. No. Er, funhouse. [SGSA theme music] [Audience applauds] [Female contestant]: I couldn't think of anything else. [Male contestant]: I think we...I think we all know the real answer to that one! [Audience laughs]