Hiiu Witch Project Funny Home Video Eng Sub

Big, dark, murky forest. In this forest reigns evil. Terrible evil. Hiiu Witch And this is Hiiu Witch Project. Mwahahaa Let's search for the first person. First person. Comes here. This is Gobbler. With an uppercase G! And the next person! This is diva. With a lowercase letter. And here is diva's friend. With a middlecase l- *Yikes!* She is a moron but *what can we do...* Now comes Hele-Riin. Uhh.. She has a lot of hair. She is special. And here comes the BIRTHDAY CHILD. All letters are uppercase, because she is the birthday child. And here is the whole gang. And here are two more morons - two boys here. Two boys, two morons. And then there is me. I am a mouth. I am the mouth that talks. The gang. A voice is heard. This is the Hiiu Witch. Everybody starts running!! And they run! And they run! Even diva runs! Even Hele-Riin with big hair runs! Everybody runs! And then they all come to a stop! *Ma käisin käna!!!* (I fell/crashed?) Moronic diva's friend crashed. So... Now a *pinev* moment *evolves*. :S They wait for the Hiiu Witch. She can come *at any moment.* In the eyes of the people there is anticipation. They are afraid. I'm so afraid! *If I could eat* another banana before I die! Gobbler is *terribly* afraid. And the morons are somewhere, too. But look, what is the yellow house, what appears there? That is... That is "Hiiu Nõia", Hiiu Witch's house. Dum-dum-dum-dum... I do dum-dum!! So... It was recorded! We are approaching! We are approaching the Hiiu Witch! Everybody runs! Quickly! Quickly! Everyone runs, even the morons run! Me?!? I didn't mean you. So! Wait, noone enters! This is Hiiu Witch's house. *Kes paistab hiiu nõiast??* Who appears from the Hiiu Witch In this house- Everyone takes off their shoes! Everyone takes off their shoes! What is diva doing? Diva is moving. Diva is moving. Everyone shuts up! The TV is on. What a waste of electricity. Turn off the TV! Gobbler is mettlesome, she turns off the TV. And now everyone shuts up. Who is approaching? Someone is approaching. What was that voice? That is Hiiu Witch! Mwahahahahahahaa!! And everyone screams. And now everyone drops dead because Hiiu Witch kills them! Everyone drops dead! Even two moronic boys drop dead! I am Hiiu Witch. I killed everyone except those two morons. And the corpses still laugh from seeing my horror! All my horror, it's horrible! Everyone gets cramps! Everyone becomes zombies! Everyone becomes zombies! Everyone wakes up! Everyone comes to life and everyone becomes zombies! I wanna eat you! Now that everyone has come to life, or well, zombiefied, the end begins, the ending of the film. The happy ending. When everyone starts to eat, like Gobbler here. So... Everyone starts to eat. Everyone takes- see, we have a cake and we have... Where is our- where is our sparkling wine? Begins the opening of sparkling wine, open the sparkling wine. Who catches? Shake, shake! Cut it off! Well? Well? Quickly! Time is running! I'll wait till it ends. Or I'll end it. So, now pour the sparkling wine. Oh õudust?? We have the "Tom & Jerry" sparkling wine. Sina ei saa Mine metsa Sina võtad endale ka. Okay, hey. Yes, we are taking. Wait. Pour now! - Ei saa praegu Please cut it off, we don't have have time. - Ei saa praegu! You have someone in there. There is something in my *cup*. Ärge... aelege siin. Rohkem ei saa. The next is me, I'm the youngest! No, I'm the *filmer*, I have done a good job. I'm actually 13. Ma olen filmija. I am, too. A mul on 20. august alles sünnipäev. Ärge aelege mu... käe otsas. See tilgub siin.