Adventure Time with Finn and Jake S6E6 - English Transcript

1 Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end. It's adventure time! - Hmm. What is it? - It's looking droopier. But I've been pounding pickle juice like I was preggos. For the electrolytes. Well, switch back to water. But what I really want to know is, how are you feeling, Finn? What? Oh! I don't know. - I guess I don't feel anything. Bleh! - Okay, that's what I thought. You got to bounce back, man! You got burned by your bad dad, you lost your arm, and all the ladies say you don't talk to Flame Princess no more. Who's sayin' that? Finn, flowers thrive on good vibes. As your doctor, I'm ordering you to go out and have fun, okay? You want to go with me to Crab Princess' party tonight? - Uh, what? Like, as a date? - Sure. - That would be fun, right? - Finn, I don't date my patients. It's cool. Guess I'll go make out with Crab Princess. Okay. Tell her I said "hi"! I'm lost in the darkness. What will this bring? - Autumn descends on me autumn. - What do I see? Oh, so beautiful! My heart it beats oh, so magical! I'm lost in the darkness. What will this bring? Aah! Watch it, Crab Princess! - I'm sorry. - You ain't my man! So why are you all up in my lumps?! Hey, Finn, could you pour this juice into my mouth? What? Pfft! Aah! - I can't reach my juice. - Yo, come on, bee! Geez! Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize Didn't realize what? That there's a person attached to this flower? Uh, yes. I'm sorry. But it's only because your flower's the greatest miracle of all time. It's just doing something to me. - I - Oh, that's cool. Thanks, Beezy. - My name's Breezy. - Never mind, Finn. So, uh, what are you doing here? Heh? Ah, well, I came here to make out with Crab Princess, but I sort of lost steam on the walk over. I don't know what crabs are into. I'm just gonna stop trying and let my flower wilt away. Who cares? - I'll try for you, man! - Whoa! Really? Yeah! I'm gonna help you, friend! Hey, Emerald Princess, you know what would blow this party up? - What? - If we all got in a line and just showed off our moves. Yeah! Do it! Oh, my glob! - Aah ha ha! Haa! - Thanks for walking me home, Finn. I'd invite you over, but you can't breathe underwater, right? Not usually, but can I have a kiss, please? Uh, okay - Okay, good night Crab Princess. - Good night, Finn! - Hey, you did it! - Oh, you're still here. Yeah. Just checking in On my buddy. So, how you feelin', buddy? Pretty grease. I made out with Crab Princess, so that's grease. But really I don't feel nothing. Maybe if I made out with lots of girls, I will feel something? Maybe I'll reach a "good vibe" saturation point. - And then my flower will feel good, too - Your flower feels good, yes. - Hey! Cut it out, Breezy! - Haha! I'm just messin' around. - We're buddies, right? - Yeah, Breezy, I like you. - You're a good wingman. - Yeah, wingman. I'm a girl, but all right! Let's wingman you some make-outs! What's up with your head? Eh, I'm trying something new. Hey! - How's it going, Miss? - Frozen Yogurt Princess. Whoa! You're a dead ringer for Flame Princess, with a smidge of princess bubblegum mixed in. - Guess you're still hung up on both of 'em, bro. - I ain't hung up on nobody! - Nobody! Breezy, let's get out of here. - Okay. She doesn't look anything like Flame Princess, does she? - I don't know who that is. - Exactly! I'm just trying to have fun. You know, doctor's orders. But I still ain't feelin' nothing. Maybe I should just let this poor flower die. Nooo Listen, buddy, being a free spirit is fun and all, but you got a responsibility to that flower, just like I got a responsibility. Get this I'm actually a *** queen bee. I was born to lead a hive, destined for a life of obligation and ritual. - Whoa! Bummer. - Yes. Once I drink of the royal jelly, - my carefree days are done. - Dang! That sounds like raw deez. Breezy, you got to stay free Free to make out with whatevs. Yeah, maybe you're right. You know, it's too bad we're such great buddies or we could make out with each other. - What? - Uh, nothing. Come on, pal! Let's run and be free. Whoops! I tripped right into you! That's right. - Everybody's havin' fun - Whoops! Whoa! What's that? Mnh-mnh! Hey, girl! Girl, I know you can hear me! Girl, get back to your hive! Quit hanging out with that bologna tube! - It's disgusting! - Mnh-mnh. Yo! Shut it! - She's an independent lady! - Yeah! Shut it! - A'ight! Hey! You guys want to roast a wiener? - Yeah! Gonna teach you to mind your b's and q's, chump! Buzzzzz! - Uh! Run, Breezy! Aah! - You're about to get - waggle-danced, you chicken! Unh! - Ow! Ooh! Oh, no! Flower! I mean Finn! Aha! Don't worry, Finn! - I jacked some royal jelly from their hive! - Breezy No! - Hey, honeybuns! - Whoa! Oh, no! She got into our secret sauce, bro! It's all over! Long live the queen! - Breezy? - Yes, Finn. Can't you see? I've become a queen to save you because I love your flower and and I think I love you! Now you can partake of my pollen crumbles and become my drone. Um You know, I'm I'm trying to keep it casual, B. I just don't feel the same way. - I don't feel anything. - But I royal-jellied for you. I'm lost in the darkness, Breezy. Finn. Finn. I saw this already! I know all about your dirty deeds. Now it's lumpy's turn to slump - those lips! Bring it in, baby. - Wha? - Where you going? - That's it. We made out. Wha what?! I didn't wait infinity for a dip in the kiddie pool! - We're taking this to the deep end! - But I'm not a good swimmer. Don't be scared, Finn. Lumpy's on lifeguard duty. How's it going, guy? Is any of this helping? I'm gonna forget you did that. Right in the vault. My love will not fade, I see love beyond reason - What do I hear? Oh, so beautiful! - Blooming - This voiceless singing - Is this a dream? Oh, so magical! - My chest is full to burst! - This memory of feeling - Ahhhhhh! - Who calls to my heart? - Whoa! - Ahh ahh ahh! My hero arise - let love be your guide. - Whoa, whoa, whoooooa! - Yeah! Whoo-hoo! - What the lump? Oh, hey! - Finn, you got your arm back! - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Breezy