Real Housewives of Atlanta Poetry Series - A scorned wife - Dear apollo
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A glossy smile upon her face, A frosty pitcher of sweet tea,
A prayer cloth made of Irish lace to lay across her dimpled knee,
She helped you join the bourgeoisie, So here is something you should know:
You can't befriend her enemy, A scorned wife is a dangerous foe.
Of course you tried to plead your case And thus displayed stupidity,
Your logic was a true disgrace, You showed no common decency,
Be she queen or worker bee That tight-lipped smile is just for show,
Regardless of her pedigree, A scorned wife is a dangerous foe.
If you disappeared without a trace, Pray tell, what end do you foresee?
It would be sad to see your face On Investigation Discovery,
And Lifetime movies all agree, Don't let her catch you slipping, Bro
It's not a threat, it's a guarantee A scorned wife is a dangerous foe.
No dollar, euro, or rupee can buy your safety, this I know,
Your best bet is fidelity, A scorned wife is a dangerous foe.
