My Feet Jumped Salty - Lyrics - Washboard Sam

The hookin' cow Spoke about the little young heifer The buckin' bull, says 'I just now left her' Then the cow jumps salty Now, because it was against her rules Now, if you think that she liked it Hoo-well, you just a black-eyed fool The little *Guinea rooster Told the little Guinea hen If I ever catch you squattin' Around my nest again I will have to jump salty Lord, 'cause it went against my rules Now, if you think that he liked it Hoo-well, you just a black-eyed fool 'Beat it out, boys' (instrumentals & guitar) 'He another black-eyed fool - hahaha' 'My, my, my' Now, two old womens Are runnin' hand in hand The one found out The other one had her man Then that woman jumped salty Lord, 'cause it was against her rules Now, if you think that she liked it Hoo-well, you just a black-eyed fool I was chattin' with a girl In the wrong place A man cocked a pistol Right in my face Then my feets jumped salty Now, 'cause it was against his rules Now, if you think that I liked it Hoo-well, you just a black-eyed fool. ~ *Guinea Hens, originated in Africa and aren't chickens. They are Guinea Fowl, some are white, some are dark some have flecks like polka-dots.