Evan Di Unna Pethan - Vaanam with subtitles

Ah! Surra! Aoooo...aoo...ao...aww... Ey! Ey! Awh! S-U-R-R-A! My name is Surra! Yes! I do the little bit rapping right now. Ha Ha Ha Ha! And I do the fighting right now. So! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Yo! They call me the Surra That is Tamil, for "shark" I don't know what to say So I will sit and park My Mummy. My Daddy. They tell me I'm very smart. But! I'm not a smart. Yes! I am a Shark! That is English...English... Surra! Everyone come to enjoy... -music- -phone ring- Ah! Kello! Hi hi hi hi hi Yeah, uh, Suraaj, uh... I sort of ran over your dog today and uh... Ehehehehehehehe No no. Seriously. It's in 2 pieces and I really don't like it in my house right now So if you can come pick up umm... -sad music- What the hell was that? Okay. You listen buddy No no no no YOU listen I want him out of my house. Right NOW! Oh I very sorry white man I make mistake. I call you back because my minutes is running. I don't have the credit It's okay. I'll see you at my house and you pick up your dog. Bye. -sad Sivaji Ganesan music- My PP very itchy. *grunt* One... *grunt* Aiyo...Two... *grunt* Three... *grunt* Four... Five...Six...Sev...en... I-I-I tired. Ah yes very very tired. I cannot -phone ring- Ah! Kellooooooooooo? Hello Saroj? It's Suraaaaj I am calling, to tell you that your dog is dead. -phone ring- Yawh man! Where did I put my phone! Where is it? Where is it? Oh oh! There it is! Alright. Hello? A ***? A *** got you? Yeah, whatever... Ahaha...***...what would he think of next -phone ring- Ah kello hi? Ah Prakash the *** ah! Ah! you finish the job huh? Ohhhh! One day you come to my house and teach me okay? Tomorrow no good. Day after tomorrow? -Rajini intro music- Ah! Peek-a-boo! (*** laugh) I am just in time Oh! I am going to do what I did to the other guy! Look at my shoe... -Rajini intro music- *grunt* One... *grunt* Two... *grunt* Th-th-three... Hey, what's this brown guy doing here Who the hell - Wh-what you looking at? Stop looking at me that way! It is me! Come to daddy! No no no no. Don't struggle. You like that. Yes you do! Yes. And that is it That is 1 minute quick session with *** Prakash! Everyone knows. Everyone knows. Kanna! Kanna! You cannot mess! With *** Prakash! (*** Laugh) -Rajini intro music- LOOK AT MY SHOE! (*** laugh) Eheheh Aiyo aiyo! Aiyoooo aiyo! Ehahaha! And I do the rapping And I go *** slapping But the *** are really men and I really really like them ten by ten... And I don't know what to say I really don't know why the beat gone away! I don't know where I parked my car! I am SURRA! Giggity-gaggity-gaggity-gaggity-gaggity-goo!