Bear Mating Call - Funny improv

Here, we have stumbled upon the perfect place for a bear to hide. You see, the cave is big enough for a full-size male. Before we go in, we do the bear mating call to see if there's anything inside. "BEAR" mating call. It's a bear. Alright, there's nothing inside, let's go! This is incredible! There's so much room for a family of five! Oh look at this, it's like a two story apartment! Come on inside. There's probably something very dangerous in here. Let's go inside! Oh yeah. Over here, is probably where the cubs stay. That doesn't look safe. Come on in. Crikey! Look at this! I fit me whole body up in here. You see, up here would be where the cubs live and the mama bear stays right here. Brings its food in this section right over here. I, I thought the cubs would go... No, no. The cubs they go up. Cubs have to go up. This is the living. Put a TV over here... perfect place to live. Ugh, look at this. There's no wildlife in here, so let's keep moving and find some.