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(buzzing sound)
(beep)
(phones ringing)
Hey, it's Jimmy
It is Tuesday afternoon, and I am counting down the minutes until I can get out of here
These past few days have been -
A nightmare
I think even my roommate Steve thinks I'm a freak
(click)
I mean, does it tickle or anything?
No, it doesn't feel any different
Well, why aren't you talking like that now?
For the millionth time Steve, I don't know!
I didn't mean for my voice to sound like that!
You know, it almost sounded like it was synthesized or something
Synthesized?
Yeah dude, I'll show you!
No, I know what synthesized is -
Just relax
(synthesized music plays)
That was you trying to mack on those ladies!
Oh man
Yeah
We didn't go out drinking the rest of the weekend, and it didn't happen again
So by Monday morning I kinda hoped that everybody had forgotten all about it
(quiet laughter)
Hey guys
Excuse me?
(whispering)
(laughing)
(fake robotic voice) Are you getting some coffee, Jimmy?
(laughter)
Okay
(fake robotic laughter)
(phones ring)
(chair squeaks)
This - thing - is taking over my life!
And I don't feel like I have anybody to talk to about it
I mean, least of all - my parents
Well, fiscally, I'm a conservative, but socially I'm a liberal
The reason I'm campaigning for Claire is because she has a delightful -
Hey, hey, Hank!
I don't think Jimmy wants to sit here at dinner talking politics!
Come on, my therapist told me -
Yeah, yeah, your therapist
Don't tell me what our son wants to know and doesn't want to know
Our country's going into the toilet -
And he's entitled to his opinion
How's everyone doing over here? Is everything okay?
Well, actually, I could use another margarita muchacho
Uno mas! (laughs)
Three's enough
Don't tell me I can't have four, cause I'm gonna have four!
Right, son?
You know who I miss?
I miss Beth, your girlfriend
She could argue politics! (laughs)
(in robotic voice) Dad -
Why don't you call her? Call her and get her over here. She'd love to see you!
In fact, I'll call her. Give me the cell phone
(in robotic voice) Dad, that's not why I wanted to have dinner with you guys. Something's happening to me
Your voice sounds funny
(in robotic voice) I know!
Hank, lay off of him. Come on, Jimmy's - got a cold
(in robotic voice) No, mom, I don't know what's happening, my voice just keeps sounding like this!
Give me the cell phone! I'll call her
Your margarita, sir
Oh - muchas gracias!
Viva Mexico! Woo ha!
My family is from El Salvador
Muchacho
You're a class act, Hank
Anyway, I'm hoping by the end of this week, everything will have died down, and -
Jimmy!
What are you doing?
Are you web chatting on company time?
(in robotic voice) No, I mean, it's not anything -
You know, I tried to let Friday's incident slide
You've never caused problems before, Jimmy, and I like you
But whatever is going with you, it's a distraction to this whole office
And I can't have this!
You're suspended till Monday
Get your stuff together, and come back next week ready to work. Am I clear?
Great
Go home, Jimmy. You're done for the day.
(beep)
(music)