Joueur Du Grenier - The knights of the zodiac - Nes - Eng sub

When I was little, there were only too ways to get me out of bed When I was little, there were only too ways to get me out of bed Pull me out of bed by force to go to school Or Club Dorothe to watch the Knights of the Zodiac And Dragon Ball Z But we will talk about that another time "The Knights of the Zodiac": what does it make you think of? The high priced action figures that were worth a month's salary? And without a doubt a *** awsome serie That got people in a bunch because the knight of his sign could beat many people at the same time Hey say, who is your favorite character in The Knights of the Zodiac? Well mine is Son Goku without a doubt. Marrying Nintendo and The Zodiac Knights, it started with good intentions But it is kind of like putting chantilly on crap It will look really good, but I wouldn't advise you to eat it I think that we should take the descrition of this game next to the word deception in the dictionary So, I am going to Test this *** for you Chevaliers du Zodiaque La Legende D'or (The Knights of the Zodiac the Golden Legend) The Golden Legend. What the heck does that mean? The Golden Legend? The legend of The Gold Saints Well what ever Let's go The serie was so popular in France that the game went from the Japan square to the French square without passing by the US As in turns out, the game was never distributed at Uncle Sam's Ok, what is this music? Well, I wasn't expecting Bernard Minet to sing But at least the Japanese theme song or something that seems like it Well, I wasn't expecting Bernard Minet singing But at least the Japanese theme song or something that sounds like it After all, what would be a bad game without a bad music Ok, what is this thing that determines your zodiac sign? Maybe it will be usefull in the game Like to find out which gold saint corresponds to you Not at all Well this is Seiya, I don't remember him not having a face Ok, so fist is B, A is for jumping and let's go Euh! Hello! What is these things? Hey, seriously! Me, I want to play the Knights of the Zodiac Not this! Come on! ***! What do I have to do? To think that I threw 500 Francs for this horrible *** back when it first came out Good lord, thanks for the filler The game is a sort of combat RGG with exploration Where you have to choose actions that will more or less influence the fight We have one for life, one for the cosmos and one of XP that will be usefull to boost your character The reminder of the time is spent filling choice of attack and defense to do some actions Other than that, the game is a side scroller Where you can enter buildings, talk to people to help the story move forward Which can be very annoying at times No, annoying all the time in fact Especially when bad guys that look like giant candles try to assault you Get out of the way. What is this city! Seriously! Oh, ***! The game really is very difficult I don't remember the fight strategies in the sense that the best method is to fill all the markers Which really drains your cosmos And let's not forget that fights take a lot out of you You have to do some maneuvering For example, in the coliseum it is impossible to go from one fight to another without losing So, in between fights you have to go to the hospital to get some energy The hospital which is not in the menu "direction" so you need to get there by foot which is extremely annoying To go fast you need to be wearing your armour which drains your cosmos A little Hint: In the menu "Data", you can trade life points for cosmos points So, right before getting treated Knowing that I getting back my energy points, I convert the remaining cosmos points Do not try and get all the way to zero, otherwise... There, look at it, Seiya commited suicide Super, magnificent, I tell you I really, I tought that suicide was an essential option The developers really tought of everything The thing that horrifies me to the highest level Is that you have to spend the rest of the time in the menu SELECT And be greated each time by What's new Seiya SHUT UP!!!! So, this is the part where we need to recover parts from the armour of the Sagittarius And face the Dark Knights on mount Fuji For the first time, the decor changes When I pass the door, it is the same decor only with a different colour It bugs, *** Where are the Dark Knights And it has turn to a platform game You have to skip ridiculous space without missing Otherwise, it is a drop And from there you need to get back upstairs while incurring a stupid song that will be assaulting your ears And as if that wasn't enough, you lose energy There we go Now die Die Die You too, die The issue after you have used up all your cosmos in the middle of a fight, even after you fill the markers, You cannot validate it And from there, it goes ridiculously wrong for you and you get beaten up So? You think that I am impressed I am not afraid And if I have to die, I will die as a Knight You can use your buddy during fights By they are as useful as a dressing on a wooden leg The best character is Seiya, the three others are just *** extras And as if that wasn't enough, those *** drain your ressource I hope that the entire game isn't like this Oh my God, the entire game is like that!!!! Where are the amazing fights accompanied by epic music? Take a look at it, even the translations don't stand straight So, it is time to do what all real cyclists do at the beginning of their careers: Cheat Oh come on! So the hint for the password is SUITE (Following) *** *** It is a really long password How can a game that keeps repeating itself have such a gigantic password? The password is You have won and have passed, Master I would have gone for You feel disgusted and should finish this *** So now I have reached my full potential I am going to wipe everyone with one swoop I am going to be the master of the knights I am going to finish the game in no time In no time In no time In no time In no time But, but what is happening to me? My sight is getting blurry I cannot abondon I am losing all feeling My cosmos is getting weak Yes your cosmos You must light it up so that it might burn and explod And each of your blows will turn into a meteor Gather all your remaining strength I have paralyzed all your nerves From your head to the tip of your toes Ahaha But, what are you doing You think that you can beat me Poor fool I won! Do not miss our next reviews!