Watermelondrea Draw My Life (In Tre Melvin Voice)

What's good y'all, It's Molly Mae Jenkins I mean Watermelondrea Fruitopia Jones And I'm finna draw my *** life And I ain't got no dry erase board So I'm using the paper I stole from the printer From the mother *** library. I was born in the suburbs. I mean the hood! Most my parents ugly as *** I never told anybody this But I was born with a birth defect Honestly it's a really serious disorder called bad *** I got 14 brothers and 72 sisters But I only know like 6 of 'em. Avacodaqua, Kiwiontae, Bananaquan, Raspberrisha, La'StrawBerrae, and Orangeree I lost my virginity in pre-school Don't judge me cause half y'all *** watching this *** is hoes too. In kindergarten I got expelled for the first time for beating this ***'s *** But it was for a good reason though Cause she got fingered on the monkey bars by the boy that she knew I liked So I had to teach that hoe a lesson ***, find your own man but until you do; here, find my fist I was the prettiest and most popular girl in elementary school I had the flyest clothes, shoes, weave, and I loved being home-schooled Unfortunately, I had to go to a real middle school cause somebody! I ain't gonna say no names...Daddy. Thought it would be cute to get a warrant For selling marijuana to the kids in the neighborhood I knew he was up to something How the *** you gonna have a lemonade stand..with no lemonade. So like most black people, we ran from the police. To the other side of the country. We moved to this suburb called Shady Brook And it wasn't nothing but racist *** white people and I *** hated it. In the 8th grade, this *** in my algebra class had the *** nerve to ask me "Why is your hair so greasy" I said, "*** the same reason you smell like wet dog in the rain" TATA! But everything got better in high school cause the police finally found my daddy, they locked his *** up, and my momma moved us backed to the hood. Yay, Gunshots! I got enrolled in Ghetto Wood High and it was the bomb! My favorite class was horse hair 101. And our mascot was Barney the Bullet In 10th grade my history teacher was the finest man on the face of the Earth He was Puerto Rican, He had money, He had a wife and kids. But I ain't give a ***. One day I stayed after class and acted like I needed some "tutoring" on my homework Even though I already knew the material The question was, Who was the first president of the United States? Uhh, Martin Luther King, Duhh So he was helping me and things escaladeded And then we *** in the teachers lounge. But then, I fell in love with him. That's right, *** and me gets. My first love was my 10th grade history teacher. Don't *** judge me, I can feel you *** judging me, STOP! But when I asked him to marry me and run away with me to Puerto Rico He was talking bout some I love my wife and kids ***, you wasn't saying that when you was beating up this *** So, I told my momma and the principal and channel 2, 7, and 36 news that he *** me. See had he just married me like I *** asked him to He wouldn't have got fired and sent to jail for 20 years. Oh well. But then that's where things went bad because he was everybody's favorite teacher And the principal was kinda/sorty his wife So everybody started hating me for getting him fired They bullied me, they called me names, and they took my lunch money. So I went to school one day and shot everybody up. But I plead not guilty by reason of insanity and got of the hook. So my cousin Tre got me a job at a strip club And now I'm working on my GeD now. And every now and then I help him out with his videos You know cause honestly, I kinda like the attention. For real, Foreal, Ion really know what I'm doing with my life right now But my main focus is my money and fighting the court over my kids. Cause they tryna give me food custody and I'm like nuh-uh Let child services take care of them. Is this the part of the draw my life where I'm supposed to say something deep and inspirational? Nah, *** That DAS IT ! Terria Chrishelle Dont' Leave (LYRICS) Hopefully He'll Chase After Me And Then He'll Stop Me At The Door Hold Me Extremely Close Whisper Softly Baby, Please Don't Leave Stop Me At The Door Hold Me Extremely Close Whisper Softly Baby Please Don't Leave (Vocalization)