Archie's Final Project - C*nt

YOU REQUESTED TO VIDEOTAPE OUR SESSIONS. I'M DOWN WITH THAT. JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT MY BEST ANGLE IS. [ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT. ARCHIBALD... DO YOU HAVE ANY INSIGHT AS TO WHY YOU MIGHT BE HERE TODAY? [BLEEP] UH, OKAY. WELL, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. OKAY. UH... DO YOU PREFER "ARCHIBALD" OR "ARCHIE"? I ACTUALLY WAS A FAN OF THE COMIC BOOK WHEN I WAS A KID. EH, [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] I'M HERE TO HELP YOU. ALL RIGHT? TO LISTEN. YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO THINK OF ME AS A FRIEND, AS A BRO. OKAY? WILL YOU RECEIVE THAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT THAT, UM... SHOCKED BY THE FEMALE GENITALIA. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I ENJOY IT. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] OKAY, HO-- I, AS AN LCSW, AM REQUIRED TO EVALUATE YOU AND GRANT AUTHORIZATIONS THAT YOU CAN LEGALLY RETURN TO HIGH SCHOOL AND TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, WHO ARE VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. [BLEEP] ALL RIGHT. IS IT THAT CAMERA THAT'S PROMPTING YOU TO ACT THIS WAY? BECAUSE IF THAT'S CAMERA, I'M GONNA TURN THAT CAMERA OFF. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] YEAH, I CALL THIS LITTLE *** AMUSING, HUH? HMM? YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE NO PROBLEM TREATING YOU AS ONE OF MY ELDERLY PATIENTS. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEE] I AM A LICENSED CLINICAL SOCIAL WORKER. I DESERVE RESPECT. I AM NOT A [BLEEP] YOU'RE THE *** ***! [BLEEP] ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S TURN THIS OFF. HUH? HUH? LET'S TRY AND TURN THIS OFF. [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] I'M A THERAPIST! OH, YOU LITTLE ***! ***! ***! YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE CAMERA HAS BEEN RESTARTED. SO, ARE YOU GONNA SPEAK? [BLEEP] THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE. YOU WIN. HERE WE GO. WATCH THIS. "RETURN TO SCHOOL IS APPROVED." LET THEM *** DEAL WITH YOU. SHUT IT! HERE. ***. ***. OW. ***.