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So, because today it is my first vlog I am entitle to do all the mistakes I want. [lame excuse]
Good morning
You too
[French Music]
[Russian language spoke in the background] Iwarkusha ... ty moje maroshe (is that a sentence?) [loud sound of a kiss] SMAK!
I look always so tired [You look like a *** dude!!]
I should do something with this hair [these hairs - probably in my brain I have just one big hair - who knows?]
This is [a - you damn ignorant] very good brand of coffee. I love it!
[Macho slap sound on the blender cover][In the morning it always help my virility - just kidding]
[Blander noise] [music playing in the background]
Let me tell you! This[blender] is a piece of #@!
There is the Sun in my face.Nop, It is not good a good place. [Oh poor little cry baby, there is the sun in his face.Man up! When I was at your age I was steering the sun for 12h per day]
[Sexy music][ ... She is gorgeous]
Are you ready?
Yes, my dear!
[Music playing in the background]
["You are in the House of Lona Jean"]
[more music]
[Dog breathing loud]
[In perfect British accent] It is always quite hard to bike and filming
Ahhhhh Ahh Ah!! [Indistinguishable sounds of pain] Amoreeee!!!
[Dog breathing loud]
[Door opening sound]
[Music] [The master Chef is preparing one of his famous recipes]
My baby is already sleeping?!? [Surprised tone]
Are you preparing yourself to sleep?
[No answer given] [Breathing loud]
[Silence]
[/silence]
I think so I'll conclude the today blog [I meant to say: this Vlog], exactly here.
[Music]
Apparently ...
It is too cold in fridge
Freezing cold
[Dog breathing loud wishing to have my eggs] This is my own recipe(s) (remember? I am master Chef)
A bit of pepper ...
A lot of garlic [ I am cheating here, I finish garlic]
Just a little bit of salt [Please, kill me!!]
[Noises in the background] (What hell is going on here?) (Where is my damn spoon Kurva??!!)
[Cooking sounds]
[In Italian] Olio extravergine di Oliva (Why am I talking in Italian now?)
And('s - WTF?) try to don't destroy all the flat (How the hell I am suppose to destroy the flat with a spoon and a bottle of oil?) Check our next vlog to know the answer.
[Here she comes to check the situation]