Edouard. Le plus Swag De Mes Amis Facebook. Really Friends? by Nescafé

Well today I'm going to see Edouard. Edouard is my youngest Facebook friend. We worked together in the ready-to-wear shop. He was an intern and I was a certified salesman. Since then, we've lost touch. Years have gone by, there's a slight generation gap. He's much younger than me it shows in his language too. I'm completely lost. Today I'll have a coffee with him. I'll try to get with this "young people's" lingo: lmao, lol etc. no, but hello! Wow. -How are you? - Oh oh oh! What are you doing here? I'm doing a tour of my Facebook friends to see if they are my friends in real life. You should see your mug! What's that face about!? It's 9:45 am, You're not even up yet. Open up a little, we can't even see anything. I really got you straight from bed, eh, little baby, o man! -That's a good one! -Yeah. How long has it been since we last met? It's been a while. Luckily, I've come with coffee, little one. Yeah, excellent, thanks a lot. The lady at the bakery told me that the young folk ate that. -These things here. -Yeah, they're not bad. -The chocolate pastry, go ahead. -Thanks. -How are things, all good? -Fine. How's life treating you? -Pretty well. -Yeah? -I'm young, making the most of it. -Oh, oh, oh! Hey look at you, you're enjoying it too. Hey look at you! I'm over 30 years old you know, so you've got to teach me some new stuff. I feel a bit out of the loop when I see your Facebook profile. There's loads of stuff I don't understand on your page. "Oh man, the bolos!" What does bolos mean? -It's a bit like a clown, you know. -"It's too swag" What does that mean "It's too swag"? -well, that you've got swag! -But what's swag? Well, it's style. I'd rather say "you've got lots of STYLE" Yeah, that's a bit more old school. -So, do I have swag? -Yes. No, wait, stop! Do you have my charger? No, come on, please! So, how's your job as a waiter going? Does it help you picking up girls? Yeah, there's this bird who left me her number on a receipt. Nice! Show me. Hey, back then we shared everything. Didn't I tell you everything? Yeah, exactly, it's just funny. "I'm looking forward to seeing you again" -Did you call her? -No. -Do you know what to say to her? -No, not really. -Do you want me to call her? -Go ahead, call her! Oh man! Phone flirting lesson. We'll see if I've got killer swag. - Hello? - Hi, it's Edouard. You gave me your phone number you left on a receipt so I thought... Yes! I think you're a totally swag girl. I thought You'd call me sooner. I thought, he must have a girlfriend actually. No, that's not it. I didn't want to play the bolos... Two seconds. Do you have any questions to ask her? No? No, it's because I'm with my little brother he's playing with eggs. What? What are you talking about? No, itís true... Listen up, this had better be... OK, listen, you seem really busy, so... -No, I swear I'm not... -Bye Edouard. No, but what kind of bird is that? What was that? Come on, you don't know how to talk to her. You told her random stuff, then: eggs, my little brother... No but you see, it happens. You can screw up. You can bounce back. You're not annoyed, are you? -Hey? -Are you annoyed? See, she said your were weird. Oh yeah. Oh, oh, oh! I shouldn't eat too much otherwise tonight I'll be a bit... You'll exert yourself a bit more tonight. -We're going out tonight? -I'm up for it! Oh man, so tonight, we'll party for real, yeah! young hipster party what'll that be like ? -Right, I'm off. -OK. Cool, have a good day. Serious. It was awesome seeing you. That's the connection. I did well to wake you up, right? -Yeah. -Did you enjoy it? Yeah. But next time, come a bit later, that'd be good. -Slacker, go! See you tonight luv. -See you. This coffee, made me feel young and a little bit old too. Well, the proof, was that he was happy to see me and tonight, itíll be me who'll be taking him out dancing. So, who's the most swag? Bolos! Like, really! JENNY: I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HER! SEBASTIEN: HE'S JUST AS BRILLIANT AS HE IS WEIRD TO SEE THE OTHER VIDEOS, CLICK HERE If they've done it properly, there's something to click there, to see my videos. Go and click.