Sh*tty Dates - The similar interests

You can't be serious. Oh, oh I am serious. Your favorite food is eggplant? Yeah! Yeah for years. Mine too! We're three for three. Chicago Bears, mint gelato, AND eggplant? It's crazy, we literally have everything in common. Favorite movie? "The Notebook". Mine too! Okay, uh... favorite animal? Yorkshire Terrier. Oh get out of town. I have one! What? Your favorite song? "Hey Jude". Ah! Mine too! (singing) Na, na na, na na na na... [Laughter] So you must hate black people too? [Gasp] [Laughter] Okay, okay okay... Racquetball, green peppers, AND you're a "Calvin and Hobbs" fan? We literally agree on everything. As long as you're disgusted by Indians. [Depressed sigh]