Audio Joke - 5 rules - With subtitles

PICTURE Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? When there is a problem, no matter how impossible I look at your picture and the problem disappears You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Yes, I see your picture and say to myself 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?' 5 RULES 1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemies but remember their name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk! Does your dog bite? DOES YOUR DOG BITE? A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" No A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. I thought you said your dog didn't bite! the man says indignantly. That's not my dog.