Seth Grabel & Marty Yacoobian - The magnificent seth meets party marty

. - YOU KNOW, I'M SO MADLY IN LOVE WITH DAVID RIGHT NOW, BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD, LIKE, THAT WEEKEND AWAY. - JUST GO AWAY FOR A MINI VACATION. - THERE'S, LIKE, SAN DIEGO. THERE'S CATALINA. - I'VE NEVER BEEN TO CATALINA. DAVID IS THIS FANTASTIC GUY THAT I'VE BEEN DATING. I MET HIM ONLINE. I MET THIS AMAZING GUY, DAVID. - SHOW US THE GOODS. WOW. - ISN'T HE CUTE? WE'VE BEEN DATING A COUPLE MONTHS, AND I THINK WE'RE READY FOR OUR FIRST TRIP AWAY TOGETHER. - YOU NEED A-- YOU NEED A VACATION. - YOU NEED TO GET AWAY. - I LIKE HAPPY-IN-LOVE PATTI. - I'M GETTING SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS. THAT'S THE BEST PART. - [laughs] - LOVE--EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOT EVERYONE FINDS IT. THAT'S MY JOB. MEET MY MILLIONAIRES! WITH A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A LOT OF PATIENCE... YAWN. AND AN EYE FOR THE RIGHT CHEMISTRY... I MAKE THE PERFECT MATCH. - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? WHO'S GOING FIRST? - WE'RE GONNA START WITH MY MILLIONAIRE MAGICIAN, SETH GRABEL. - I HATE MAGICIANS. THAT'S, LIKE, UP THERE WITH CLOWNS. I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS EITHER. - HE'S, UH, 29 YEARS OLD. HE STARTED OUT BEING A MAGICIAN, BUT MADE A BUNCH OF MONEY. - HOW TALL IS HE? - HE'S 5'8". - BALD AND SHORT? - YES, BUT IT'S THE SHOWMAN. IT'S THE MAGICIAN. - THAT'S SUCH A CLICHE. AND THAT'S WHY HE'S A MAGICIAN? SO, THAT'S HOW HE GOT GIRLS? - HEY. - THAT'S PATHETIC. ROLL THE TAPE ALREADY. - HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING? HELLO! HELLO! - WHAT'D YOU SAY? - HELLO! - [imitates Sean Connery] GOOD EVENING, PATTI. NICE TO MEET YOU. - OH, MY GOD, HERE IT COMES. THAT, LIKE, WEIRD NOISES AND VOICES, AND LIKE, OH, HE'S TALKING TO HIMSELF. - HI, PATTI. I'M SETH GRABEL. I'M 29 YEARS OLD, AND I AM A MAGICIAN. - HE'S JEWISH, ISN'T HE? - LOCK HIM UP. - YES, HE'S JEWISH. - HE'S GOTTA BE. HE'S THE KID AT THE BAR MITZVAH THAT EVERYBODY RUNS AWAY FROM DANCING WITH. - MY NET WORTH FLUCTUATES, BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S ABOUT 2.5 MILLION. I WAS WORKING AT CAESAR'S PALACE AT FRONT DESK CHECK-IN, AND I WAS DOING MAGIC FOR ALL THE PEOPLE AT THE HOTEL, AND I STARTED OPENING UP FOR AMAZING JOHNATHAN. - HE'S A SWEETHEART. HE'S ACTUALLY GOT A LOT OF TALENT. HE WAS ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. HE'S A COOL GUY, ACTUALLY. - JUST BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TALENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN [bleep] DATE OR GET A GIRLFRIEND. - A LONG TIME AGO, I WAS CHEATED ON. - AWW. - MY NUMBER ONE MUST-HAVE FOR A RELATIONSHIP WOULD HAVE TO BE TRUST, HANDS DOWN. - HE'S KIND OF SCARED TO GET BACK INTO THE RELATIONSHIP. - PATTI, IF YOU CAN FIND MY QUEEN OF HEARTS, YOU'D BE THE BEST MATCHMAKER EVER. - ARE ALL MAGICIANS FEMME? - HE'S A NICE GUY. ONCE YOU MEET HIM IN PERSON, YOU'RE GONNA LIKE HIM. - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. - OKAY. SO, MARTY YACOOBIAN IS 32. HE'S IN, LIKE, THE PRODUCTION BUSINESS, FINDING LOCATIONS FOR PEOPLE TO FILM AT. 5'8" AS WELL, AND HIS CRUSH IS ALYSSA MILANO, BUT WITH BLOND HAIR. - SHE'S SMART. GO ON ALREADY. - MY NAME IS MARK YACOOBIAN. MY 29TH BIRTHDAY IS WHEN I BECAME A MILLIONAIRE, AND MY NET WORTH IS ABOUT $6 MILLION. I OWN MY OWN FILMING LOCATION SERVICE. I HAVE A HOME IN CALABASAS. - A 15,000 SQUARE FOOT PALACE. - I'LL BE MAKING MARGARITAS, HITTING THE ***, PARTYING, CALLING GUYS OVER. YOU KNOW, "LET'S DO IT. LET'S HAVE THE GIRLS." WE CALL IT OUR-- OUR DRUNK HOUSE. - [scoffs] - I'VE GOT A FERRARI. I'VE GOT A LOTUS ESPRIT. ALSO OLD CLASSIC CARS, MUSCLE CARS. - ANOTHER CAR COLLECTOR. WHAT IS WITH GUYS AND COLLECTING CARS? - 'CAUSE THEIR DICKS ARE LITTLE AND THEY'RE SHORT. - I DO HAVE THE STEREOTYPE OF BEING A PLAYBOY. THE ONE THING THAT REALLY BOTHERS ME ABOUT WOMEN IS HOW FLAKY THEY ARE. I WANT THE BEST. - GROW UP. - GOT THE WORLD'S WORST HAIRSTYLE. - HE'S GOT A BIT OF A MULLET GOING ON. - I THINK A LOT OF THE GUYS ARE PANSY-*** TODAY. WOMEN NEED A REAL MAN, AND THAT'S WHY I THINK THAT I WOULD BE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR PATTI. - [laughs] - LOOK AT THAT PICTURE. WHAT IS THAT? - YOU KNOW YOU'RE A *** WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A PHOTO IN THE MIRROR IN YOUR TOWEL. - MARTY IS COMING ACROSS AS A SERIOUS, OVERGROWN FRAT BOY, AND I DON'T KNOW ANY GIRL THAT WANTS A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY LIKE THAT. THESE TWO ARE A REAL PIECE OF [bleep] WORK THIS WEEK. - YOU NEED TO GO MEET WITH, UH, SETH AT A CAFE. YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. - WHERE AM I GOING AFTER THAT? - AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO MARTY'S OUT IN CALABASAS. - ALL RIGHT, I'M GLAD I HAVE KIOKI TO DRIVE ME BECAUSE THAT TRAFFIC IS A ***. THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIVE IN THE VALLEY. EAT ME. BYE. I'M ON MY WAY TO MEET SETH THE ENTERTAINER, WHO WAS CHEATED ON, AND I BET YOU HE'S PROTECTING HIMSELF FROM TRUE LOVE. TRUTHFULLY, MAGICIANS, THEY CREEP ME THE [bleep] OUT, BUT I GUESS THEY NEED LOVE TOO. HI. YOU'RE ALREADY HERE. - HI. HEY, MY NAME'S EDWARD KERFUFFLE! POOF! MY NAME'S SETH. I'M 29 YEARS OLD, AND I'M A MAGICIAN. MY NET WORTH IS ABOUT $2.5 MILLION. HOW ARE YOU DOING, GRAMPS? - REALLY GOOD. - I TOOK MY MONEY THAT I MADE FROM MAGIC AND PUT IT INTO REAL ESTATE, AND THEN I LET MY MONEY MAKE MORE MONEY. I LOVE MY DELOREAN. NONE OF THAT OLD-SCHOOL MAGIC, RABBIT-OUT-OF-A-HAT TRICK. I'M BRINGING NEW SCHOOL TO IT, FLAIR AND ACROBATICS. I LOVE WORKING OUT. I DO GYMNASTICS. WHOO! I TRAVEL THE WORLD FOR MAGIC. HOW DO I LOOK? SO, THE TYPE OF WOMAN THAT I'M AROUND DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO SETTLE DOWN. THEY'D RATHER GO TO A PARTY. I NEED TO FIND A WOMAN THAT CAN HAVE A FAMILY AND THAT CAN KIND OF BE MY COUNTERPART IN WHAT I DO. - I WATCHED YOUR VIDEO. - OH. - OKAY, TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST GIRLFRIEND. WHY'D SHE CHEAT? WHAT HAPPENED? - ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE THAN JUST CHEATING. I MEAN, I AM JUST MISTRUSTING WITH PEOPLE IN GENERAL. I-I HAVE A TRUST ISSUE BECAUSE OF THE ENTERTAINMENT FACTOR. - SO, ENTERTAINMENT FACTOR. THEY WANT YOUR MONEY? THEY WANT TO BE FAMOUS? - EVERYTHING. THEY WANT MY MONEY. THEY--GIRLS WANT TO BE FAMOUS OFF OF MY-- OFF OF MY BACK. - OKAY, FYI, YOU'RE NOT THAT FAMOUS. BRAD PITT, YOU'RE NOT. WHY DO YOU THINK LOVE NOW? 'CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY YOUNG. YOU'RE 29. YOU COULD WAIT TILL YOU ACQUIRE MORE WEALTH TO GET THE BIGGER HOUSE AND ALL THAT STUFF. SO, WHY LOVE NOW? - I WANT SOMEONE THAT'S OKAY TO, YOU KNOW, GO FOR THE RIDE WITH ME, AND MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOREVER. - SO, ARE YOU READY TO GET MARRIED? - RIGHT NOW, I AM. - AND YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN? - I LOVE CHILDREN. - WHEN DO YOU SEE YOURSELF HAVING KIDS? - BETWEEN TWO AND FIVE YEARS. - SETH'S SAYING THAT HE DOES WANT A RELATIONSHIP, BUT GUYS WHO HAVE TRUST ISSUES HAVE WALLS UP TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM INTIMACY. SO, WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? - IF I HAD TO PICK A CRUSH, A CELEBRITY CRUSH, IT WOULD BE NATALIE PORTMAN. - WHAT ABOUT JEWISH, NON-JEWISH? - JEWISH IS DEFINITELY MORE IMPORTANT TO ME. NON-JE--I'M NOT CLOSE-MINDED. - UH-HUH. - FROM 21 TO 25. 30 WOULD BE TOO OLD FOR ME. - IT'S A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT I GIVE YOU, SO SHUT UP, OKAY? SERIOUSLY. - THEY HAVE TO BE HEALTH FOOD CONSCIOUS. - YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO, LIKE, WATCHES THEIR WEIGHT, IS WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME WHEN YOU SAY THAT. - YEAH. SOMEONE THAT WORKS OUT IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE A SLOB. PETITE, BUT I LIKE ***. - SO--SO, YOU'RE MORE OF A BODY GUY, NOT A CONVERSATION GUY. - IT'S IMPORTANT THEY'RE-- THEY'RE ATTRACTIVE. - SOMETIMES THE PRETTIEST GIRL IS AN EIGHT OR A SEVEN, AND SHE TRANSFORMS INTO A TEN WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HER. IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE PERFECT-LOOKING BODY. - HMM. - I THINK SETH'S TRUST ISSUES ARE CAUSING HIM TO PROTECT HIMSELF, AND ONE WAY TO DO THAT IS TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT, SHINY OBJECTS AND NOT LOOK TO THE DEEPER PART OF A GIRL. GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE THAT YOU WANT THAT I WOULDN'T THINK OF AS A MATCHMAKER. GIVE ME-- YOU'RE A MAGICIAN. MAKE ME--MAKE ME BELIEVE. MAKE ME BELIEVE. - SOMEONE THAT ISN'T AFRAID TO TAKE A CHANCE. - SOMEONE DARING, EXTREME SPORTS, THAT KIND OF GIRL? - EXTREME SPORTS WOULD BE GOOD. - SOMEBODY WHO WOULD BUNGEE JUMP ON A DATE? - YEAH. - OKAY. SO, HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. UM, I'M GONNA DO A MIXER, AND YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT THE SOUL OF THE EYES, WHICH IS, THE MIRROR OF THE SOUL IS IN THE EYES, OKAY? AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA FOCUS ON THEIR ***, ON THEIR ***, YET THEY'RE GONNA BE IN BATHING SUITS. - REALLY? - YEAH. THAT'S MY TEST TO YOU. I'M GONNA DO A BIKINI MIXER AS A CHALLENGE FOR SETH, 'CAUSE HIS WALLS ARE UP, HE'S LOOKING FOR SURFACE THINGS ONLY, AND WE'RE GONNA HELP HIM LOOK PAST THAT FOR LOVE. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT? - I'LL HANDLE IT, YEAH. - OKAY, SHAKE ON THAT. - [laughs] - OKAY? - WHOO! - OKAY? I'M ON MY WAY TO MEET FRAT BOY PARTY MARTY AT HIS MANSION IN CALABASAS. I WONDER WHAT A RICH BOY'S "DRUNK HOUSE" LOOKS LIKE. - HELLO. - HI. - PATTI. - MARTY, HOW ARE YOU DOIN'? - OH, WELCOME TO MY HOUSE. - WOW, WHAT A MANSION. - THANK YOU. - THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. - MY NAME IS MARTY, I'M 32 YEARS OLD, AND I OWN AND OPERATE MY OWN FILMING LOCATION SERVICE. YEAH, YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT. MY NET WORTH IS APPROXIMATELY $6 MILLION. I HAVE A HOME IN CALABASAS AND A 7,000 SQUARE FOOT LOG CABIN HOUSE UP IN OREGON. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THEIR TOYS. I AM A THRILL-SEEKER. I DO LIKE TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES. THE GIRL'S GOT TO HAVE THE NEED FOR SPEED A LITTLE BIT. I DO LIKE A GIRL THAT'S ONE OF THE GUYS BUT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS. I WANT A GIRL I CAN WATCH FOOTBALL WITH. MARRIAGE AND FAMILY IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING THAT I WOULD WANT, BUT I KNOW THAT IT DOES REQUIRE BEING WITH THE RIGHT PERSON. - WOW. BEAUTIFUL ROOM. - THANK YOU. - THE HOUSE IS LIKE DYNASTY. I MEAN, I WAS WAITING FOR ALEXIS CARRINGTON TO COME OUT AND GREET ME. SO, UM, FIRST THINGS FIRST. ON YOUR VIDEO, YOU SAID THAT THIS IS YOUR DRUNK PAD. IS THAT TRUE? - YEAH, WE GET A LITTLE CRAZY. PEOPLE COME OVER, AND THEY START DRINKING, AND YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE. - YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU ATTRACT CRAZY CHICKS. - YEAH, A LOT OF-- GOING DOWN TO THE BEACH, YOU MEET A LOT OF GIRLS AT THE BEACH. THEY CAN TEND TO BE KIND OF FLAKY, FLY-BY-NIGHT. - HERE'S THE REASON WHY. YOU'RE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IN MEETING ALL THESE GIRLS. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? - I THINK THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S THE SOFT SIDE IN ME, WHERE I JUST LOOK FOR THE GOOD IN ALL PEOPLE AND--AND-- - NO. [imitates violin music] - YEAH. - NO. I THINK WHAT IT IS IS, THEY'RE FUN. - OH, OKAY. - AND YOU LIKE FUN. ANY MAN OVER 30 WHO'S FRATTING IT AND PARTYING IT DOES NOT SIGNAL TO A WOMAN, "I'M MARRIAGE MATERIAL." I NEED TO FIND OUT IF MARTY'S GONNA DITCH THE PARTY HABITS, 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'S GONNA FIND TRUE LOVE. SO, YOU'RE 32, AND YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS CASH, AND I SENSE THAT YOU COULD GO OUT, VEGAS, HIT IT, AND FIND THE GIRL. WHY WOULD YOU COME TO ME AS A MATCHMAKER? WHY LOVE NOW? - BECAUSE I AGREE WITH YOU WITH A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I THINK THAT WE CAN ALSO AGREE THAT VEGAS, YOU'RE GONNA FIND THAT, KIND OF THAT ONE-WEEKEND STAND, I KIND OF CALL IT. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - AND IT'S LIKE, OH, GOD, WHAT WAS I DOING, YOU KNOW? - SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? - IF I MEET THAT PERSON... - MM-HMM. - THEN THOSE THINGS WILL EVOLVE. - SO, LET'S DESCRIBE THE KIND OF PERFECT GIRL YOU WANT. - I'VE ALWAYS LIKE BLONDS. BRUNETTES ARE SEXY. I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PREFERENCE ON HAIR COLOR. - BUT YOU LIKE LITTLE, RIGHT? - I LIKE GIRLS AROUND, LIKE, SAY, 5'3" TO 5'6". - OKAY, WHAT ARE YOUR INTERESTS AND HOBBIES OUTSIDE OF WORK? - WHAT I REALLY LOVE DOING IS, I'M A BIG CAR GUY, SO I LOVE GOING TO CAR SHOWS. I LOVE TAKING NICE, SCENIC DRIVES UP NORTH. - WELL, THAT'S KIND OF CUTE. - MY BIGGEST THING TOO, I'M A BIG EATER TOO, AND--AND I LIKE-- - A FOODIE, YEAH. - OH, YEAH, A FOODIE. SO, I MEAN, SOMETIMES IT'S JUST TAKING THE DRIVE AND STOPPING AT FUN PLACES TO GO EAT. - YOU'RE KIND OF AN ADRENALINE JUNKIE. - OH, I DO LIKE--YEAH. I DO LIKE ADVENTURE. - THERE YOU GO. SO, WE HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE BETWEEN TRADITIONAL AND A LITTLE BIT OF EDGY, WHO KEEPS YOU ON YOUR TOES. - RIGHT. - THAT IS NOT EASY. - OKAY. - MARTY IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. HE'S ALWAYS GOT A SMILE ON HIS FACE. HE'S ALWAYS UP AND READY FOR ANYTHING. SO, WE'LL SEE HOW PARTY MARTY ACTS ONE ON ONE WITH A GIRL ON A DATE. SO, YOU ARE GETTING A FULL-ON MIXER, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING AT THEM. I WANT YOU TO ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION AND LET IT FLOW, OKAY? 'CAUSE I HAVE A FEELING SOMETIMES YOU TALK AT WOMEN, AND YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE AND TAKE. IT'S LIKE A TENNIS MATCH. PING, PONG, PING, PONG. - RIGHT. - I NEED TO SEE THAT AT THE MIXER. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A HAIRCUT? - OH, GOD, IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WHILE. - YOU THINK YOU COULD GET YOUR HAIR CUT TOMORROW IF I TELL YOU IT'S A BIKINI MIXER? - I THINK THAT THAT COULD BE A GOOD REASON. - YOU WILL ALSO, UM, HAVE A TWO-DRINK MAXIMUM RULE, OKAY? - I'M GONNA BE OUT THERE, SO IT'S GONNA BE CHALLENGING. - RIGHT, CHALLENGING. - IT'S GONNA BE CHALLENGING. - I'M WORRIED THAT MARTY'S NOT GONNA LISTEN TO ME. HE LOVES DRINKING AND PARTYING. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED THAT HE'S GONNA BLOW HIS DATE. - I CAN HOLD MY ALCOHOL. - OKAY. - I'M TRYING TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL AND MEET A GIRL. I WANT TO KNOW THAT SHE PARTIES, AND I WANT TO KNOW THAT SHE DRINKS AND SHE HAS FUN, BUT I WANT TO GO BEYOND THAT TOO. - SO, GET A HAIRCUT. - OKAY. - I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME THIS WEEK. TWO GUYS THAT GOT USED TO THE PARTY GIRLS, AND THEY SAY THEY DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE. WE'LL SEE. I'M GONNA GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT, BUT SOMETIMES, OLD HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK. COMING UP... YOUR BRA IS TOO BIG FOR YOU. IT SHOULD BE UP TO HERE. - LOOK AT THAT. - OH, THERE THEY ARE. NOW LET 'EM GO. - AWW! - LOOK AT YOU. - THIS ONE IS A VISUAL GUY, SO EVERY TIME HIS EYES ROLL DOWN, I GET TO HIT HIM. - THAT'S WHAT THE RULER'S FOR. - TODAY, I'M RECRUITING FOR FRAT BOY PARTY MARTY AND SHINY OBJECT SYNDROME SETH. FOR SETH, I'M LOOKING FOR TRUSTWORTHY NATALIE PORTMAN TYPES, AND FOR MARTY, I'M LOOKING FOR ALYSSA MILANO TYPES. THEY CAN STILL HAVE FUN, BUT THEY GOT TO HAVE DEPTH, BECAUSE A RELATIONSHIP IS NOT A FRAT PARTY. - THANK YOU, MARA. - YOU'RE WELCOME. - ALL RIGHT. MARIAN. MARIAN IS 30. YOU ARE A COMEDY WRITER. - I WRITE SKETCH COMEDY, STAND-UP. - HOW ARE YOU PAYING THE BILLS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M WAITING TABLES. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAD WITH ***, BECAUSE... [laughter] YOU KNOW. - SEE, THAT WAS FUNNY. - WOULD YOU EVER USE A GUY TO GET FAMOUS? - NO. - I'M THINKING FOR SETH. TOMORROW'S MIXER IS A BIKINI MIXER AT A POOL IN THE VALLEY, SO BRING YOUR "A" GAME AND SWIMSUIT. - THAT'S RIGHT. - OKAY, SAVANNA, 25, 5'3", PERFECT SPINNER TYPE. IT'S KIND OF A LITTLE ALYSSA MILANO WITH BLOND HAIR. SHE'S IN SALES, AND SHE REPRESENTS A FASHION COMPANY. - I WORK FOR A SHOWROOM DOWNTOWN. WE DO WHOLESALE STUFF, MOSTLY PRIVATE LABEL. - WHAT KIND OF FAMILY DO YOU WANT? YOU WANT, LIKE, A TRADITIONAL FAMILY, OR DO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO WORK? - I WANT A HAPPY FAMILY. [laughs] UM, WHATEVER GOD SENDS ME, BASICALLY. UM... - AWW. OKAY, YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE IN. - FOR MARTY. - KIP. KIPPY'S A LINGERIE BASKETBALL PLAYER. - "KIPPY"? [chuckles] - WHAT IS THAT? - IT'S CALLED THE LBL. IT'S HERE IN LOS ANGELES. THEY ALSO HAVE A LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE. - YOU PLAY BASKETBALL IN, LIKE, BRAS AND ***? - YEAH. - CLEARLY, YOU'RE USED TO WEARING A BIKINI. - YES. - BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I HAVE IN MIND FOR WIFE MATERIAL. IT'S A NO FOR THIS TIME. - OKAY. MEGAN. YOU'RE 28 YEARS OLD. WHAT DO YOU DO, MEGAN? - I HAVE MY BACHELOR'S AND MASTER'S IN EDUCATION. I JUST MOVED OUT HERE LAST MONTH, SO I JUST ACCEPTED A TUTORING POSITION. - SHE PLAYS THE GUITAR, SHE DOES VOLUNTEER WORK. IS SHE JEWISH? - ARE YOU JEWISH? - YES. - YOU'RE A GOOD CATCH. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD FOR SETH. SETH SHOULD PICK HER. - WE LIKE YOU. YES. - OKAY. - CATHERINE. 26 YEARS OLD. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? - I'M A WILDLAND FIREFIGHTER. - THAT'S PRETTY AMAZING. YOU'RE A FIREFIGHTER? - THAT'S AN INTERESTING JOB. IT'S A GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER. I BET YOU'RE INTO EXTREME SPORTS. - YEAH. - TOMORROW'S A BIKINI MIXER. I WANT YOU IN A BIKINI. - NEVER WEAR THAT OUTFIT AGAIN. - YEAH, BURN IT. - BURN IT IN THE WILDFIRE. - PUT IT IN A WILDFIRE. - YEAH, LEAVE IT IN THE WILDFIRE. - RACHELE IS A COCKTAIL SERVER. - WHAT'S YOUR SIGNATURE DRINK? - UM, A STRAWBERRY MOJITO. - A STRAWBERRY MOJITO? - OH, MY GOD, AMAZING. I WORK AT THE SLS HOTEL IN BEVERLY HILLS, SO... - SHE MAY NOT BE PLAYBOY IN-YOUR-FACE, BUT SHE'S, LIKE, REALLY PRETTY, WHICH IS GOOD. - 25. YEAH, SHE'S A GOOD AGE. - 25, SO... - WHO--WHO DO YOU THINK FOR? - IT SAYS HERE SHE'S INTO MOTORCYCLES. I SEE HER WITH PARTY MARTY. - MARTY, FOR SURE. - OKAY, LISA. YOU'RE 27 YEARS OLD. WHAT DO YOU DO, LISA? - I AM A PASTRY CHEF. WE DO ALL-NATURAL CHEESECAKES. - ONE OF OUR MILLIONAIRES IS A REALLY BIG FOODIE. - OH, GOOD. - THIS WILL SEPARATE YOU FROM THE PACK OF ALL THE CHICKADEES. - I GOT IT. - GOT IT? - SHE'S GREAT FOR, UH, FOR YOUR BOY. - I MEAN, I DO SEE THAT WITH PARTY MARTY. - WHAT DO YOU DO, LEIGH? - I'M A WELLNESS COACH. - UH-HUH. - AND I DO, LIKE, HEALTH, FITNESS, NUTRITION. - HERE'S WHAT WE DON'T LIKE. OKAY. - YEAH, WHAT IS THE WINGS ON THE SIDE? - WHERE ARE WE GOING TO, DUMBO? - WHAT IS THAT? - HEY, DUMBO. HEY, DUMBO. WHERE ARE WE GOING, DUMBO? WHERE ARE WE GOING? - I FEEL LIKE IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE NICE HIPS. - NO, IT MAKES YOU LOOK BOTTOM-HEAVY. AND YOUR BRA IS NOT VERY GOOD EITHER. - STOP. - I'M SORRY, IT'S TRUE. - MY BRA IS NOT TOO-- - YOUR BRA IS TOO BIG FOR YOU. IT SHOULD BE UP TO HERE. - LOOK AT THAT. YEAH. - OH, THERE THEY ARE. LET'S SEE. 22. NOW LET 'EM GO. - AWW. - 32. - COME ON. - I WILL LET YOU COME TO THE MIXER ON ONE CONDITION. - OKAY. - TO GO BUY A [bleep] NEW BATHING SUIT WITH A PUSH-UP BRA. - I KNOW. - OKAY? YOU UNDERSTAND ME? - OKAY. - KATE, YOU'RE JEWISH. - MY DAD'S SIDE'S JEWISH, SO I CELEBRATE BOTH. - THAT'S JEWISH ENOUGH FOR ME. - ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE A CERTIFIED NURSE, WHICH IS GREAT. SHE WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF OMAHA. WHAT'S A JEW DOING IN OMAHA? OKAY, SHE'S FROM NEBRASKA, AND SHE'S GOT SMALL-TOWN VALUES. IT SAYS HERE SHE'S INTO EXTREME SPORTS. OKAY. SHE'S REALLY GOOD FOR SETH. - REALLY GOOD FOR SETH. - YEAH, SHE'S FANTASTIC FOR SETH. - SHE HAS A LITTLE PORTMAN. KATE IS PERFECT FOR SETH, BECAUSE A NURSE IS SUCH A REAL-WORLD JOB, SHE WON'T BE ALL IMPRESSED WITH HIS ENTERTAINMENT LIFE. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DONE. I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH TO FILL OUT THE BIKINI POOL OF TEMPTATION. IT MAY LOOK LIKE EYE CANDY, BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT MY MASTER PLAN TO HELP THESE GUYS FIND LOVE. I ALSO KNOW THAT THE RECRUITERS CALLED TODAY, AND THEY'RE GONNA SEND A BUNCH MORE. WE'RE GONNA GET, LIKE, THREE OR FOUR MORE GIRLS THAT MIGHT SHOW UP TOMORROW. - AWESOME. - OKAY? - GOOD JOB. - ALL RIGHT? TODAY IS MY BIKINI MIXER, AND THESE GIRLS ARE LOOKING GREAT. IT'S AN AMAZING BABE-FEST. SETH, MEET PARTY MARTY. - HEY, SETH, HOW ARE YOU, MAN? - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HOW ARE YOU? YESTERDAY, PATTI ASKED ME TO CUT MY HAIR, SO HERE IT IS. OKAY, IF THAT MAKES HER HAPPY, THEN I'M HAPPY. - SO, THIS IS REAL GIRLS WITH INTELLIGENCE. - UH-HUH. - THEY HAVE JOBS. - OH, THAT'S--THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. - THEY'RE SMART. SOME OF THEM ARE ENTREPRENEURS. - WOW. - VERY COOL. - AND HERE'S THE POINT OF MY BIKINI MIXER-- TO SHOW THESE GUYS THAT THERE ARE GIRLS WITH SUBSTANCE JUST AS HOT AS THE FLY-BY-NIGHT GIRLS. SO, WE'RE GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE TO TALK. I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND A LOT OF BEACH BALLS. - THANKS, PATTI. - THANK YOU. - SEE YOU LATER. - MAKE FRIENDS, MAKE FRIENDS. MAKE FRIENDS. OKAY. - BYE. SEE YOU LATER. WHAT'S UP? - HOW'S IT GOIN', MAN? YOU READY FOR THIS BIG DAY? - I AM. I'M READY FOR IT. ARE YOU READY FOR IT? - AWESOME, AWESOME. I AM. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, DUDE. HOW--HOW WAS YOUR MEETING WITH PATTI? - SHE'S ALMOST LIKE A DRAGON. - I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BITE OFF MY HAIR. - REALLY? - YEAH, YEAH. MY HAIR WAS A LOT LONGER. SHE MADE ME CUT IT. - SHE MADE YOU CUT YOUR HAIR? - YEAH, SHE MADE ME CUT MY HAIR. AND I DIDN'T WANT TO-- - WHAT? - I DID NOT WANT TO ARGUE BACK WITH THE DRAGON. - RIGHT? - YEAH, EXACTLY. - YOU GUYS HAVING A GREAT TIME? - YEAH! - WHOO! - SO, THE FIRST RULE I HAVE IS, NO SEX WITHOUT... all: MONOGAMY. - OKAY, THAT SUCKED. OKAY, WE'RE GONNA START AGAIN. NO SEX WITHOUT... all: MONOGAMY! - THERE YOU GO. OKAY. ARE YOU READY TO MEET MY MILLIONAIRES? [all cheering] - HI. WHOO! HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? [overlapping chatter] - SO, HERE'S THE DEAL. MARTY IS IN THE LOCATION BUSINESS. HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED. HE'S 32. HE'D LOVE TO HAVE A FAMILY. WE CALL MARTY "PARTY MARTY." AS YOU CAN SEE-- - I'M ALREADY ON MY SECOND DRINK, SO... - YEAH. OKAY. SO, PARTY MARTY TENDS TO BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND TALKS AT YOU WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO ENGAGE. PING, PONG, LIKE A TENNIS MATCH. BUT NOT TO BE UNDERDONE, DOES ANYBODY RECOGNIZE SETH? [silence] THEY'RE LIKE, HMM. SETH, TELL THEM WHAT YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR. - I'M AN ACROBATIC MAGICIAN. I JUST GOT DONE DOING AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. - WOW. - HE CAME IN SECOND. THIS ONE IS A VISUAL GUY, SO EVERY TIME HIS EYES ROLL DOWN, I GET TO HIT HIM. - THAT'S WHAT THE RULER'S FOR. - ARE YOU READY TO MIX WITH MY MILLIONAIRES? [all cheering] COMING UP... - I JUST MOVED HERE. - WOW, WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS. - WE'RE NOT IN VEGAS. [laughter] - THIS IS SERIOUS. YOU'RE HERE TO FIND YOUR WIFE. THIS IS NOT A GAME. - TODAY'S MIXER DAY. I PUT TOGETHER THIS POOL OF TEMPTATION TO SHOW MY GUYS YOU CAN HAVE BEAUTY WITH SUBSTANCE. AND TO MAKE SURE SETH DOESN'T STARE AT THE TATAS, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. LET'S MIX. - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. - HI. - HI. - MARTY. NICE TO MEET YOU. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, I'M CHRISTINA. - CHRISTINA, NICE TO MEET YOU. - SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOU GUYS. - I AM AN ACTRESS/MODEL/COMEDIENNE. - WHEN I GO AND MEET THE GIRLS, THAT'S WHEN I SEE HEAVEN, AND I JUST FREEZE THERE. I'M LIKE, THERE'S 25 GORGEOUS WOMEN IN BIKINIS. I LIKE ***. I HAVE A HARD TIME NOT LOOKING AT THEIR ***. I THINK MOST MEN DO, THOUGH. - SO, YOU LIVE IN VEGAS? - YEAH, I'M HALF THERE AND HALF HERE. - I LIVE IN VEGAS. - REALLY? - DO YOU THINK HE'S LOOKING AT THE EYES OR THE BUTT? - WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN? - FOR FUN, I-- I WORK OUT A LOT. THAT' MY FUN. - I JUST SAW YOU LOOK AT HER ***. - OH! - AWW! - BUT SHE'S--YEAH. - SHE'S TALLER THAN YOU. I KNOW THAT. - YEAH. - YOU WERE LOOKING AT HER ***. - BUT THEY'RE SO NICE. - [laughs] - I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE. I DID ITALY AND AMSTERDAM AND GERMANY. I LIKE EATING FOOD. SOMETIMES, I'LL JUST GO WITH MY BUDDIES, AND WE'LL JUST GO FOR A RANDOM DRIVE SOMEWHERE, JUST TO GO GET, LIKE, A JUICY BURGER SOMEWHERE. - PARTY MARTY'S JOB WAS TO GET TO KNOW THE GIRLS BY ASKING THEM QUESTIONS, SO IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT HIM TALKING, TALKING. KIND OF FAILED IN THE BEGINNING. - I-I DO BREAK SPEED LIMITS SOMETIMES. I DO LIKE TO GO FAST. OH, A LOT OF FUN. - HI. - HI, PATTI. ALL RIGHT. NICE TO TALK TO YOU GUYS. - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KRISTA? - I DON'T THINK I EVEN REMEMBER, 'CAUSE I'VE TALKED TO SO MANY GIRLS. - WHAT ABOUT KATE? - KATE? - MM-HMM. - I DON'T KNOW. - THIS IS SERIOUS. YOU'RE HERE TO FIND YOUR WIFE. THIS IS NOT A GAME. IF YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR WIFE, YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT MAKES THEM TICK. - RIGHT. - OKAY, BUT BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH. "I'M THE GREATEST. I HAVE THIS HOUSE. I'M A [bleep] GREAT GUY. I DRIVE CARS. I'M FANTASTIC." NOW YOU'RE GONNA ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR LIFE, WHERE THEY GREW UP, AND WHAT'S THEIR OCCUPATION. - OKAY. - CHRISTINA, A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOU GUYS. UM, WHAT ARE YOU INTO? - I'M FROM ENGLAND. - ENGLAND? - YES. - [British accent] HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU. A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. - NOT BAD, NOT BAD. - WELL, CHEERS. HOW DO YOU SAY IT? "CHERRS." "CHERRS" TO YOU AS WELL. "CHERRS." [normal voice] SO, TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU INTO? WHAT DO YOU DO FOR, UH, A LIVING? - I'M A NURSING ASSISTANT AND I'M GOING INTO NURSING SCHOOL. I'M ACTUALLY FROM OMAHA, NEBRASKA. - NO WAY. - AND I JUST MOVED HERE. - WOW, WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS. - WE'RE NOT IN VEGAS. [laughter] - I'M SO USED TO SAYING THAT. ARE YOU JEWISH? - HALF. - VERY COOL. - YEAH. - AFTER A COUPLE MISHAPS, SETH WAS LOOKING AT THE GIRLS IN THE EYE, AND HE WAS DOING GREAT. - WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF? - I'M A WRITER. - OH, OKAY. - I LIKE, UM, I LIKE COMEDY WRITING, AND THEN I, LIKE, HAVE A FOOD BLOG TOO. - COOL. I LOVE FOOD. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE IN HOLLYWOOD? - I WORK AT A HOTEL. - OH, COOL. I LIKE HOTELS, 'CAUSE I USE HOTELS FOR FILMING AND STUFF, SO THAT'S GOOD. WHAT ABOUT YOU? - I LIVE IN CALABASAS NOW. - OH, YOU DO? THAT'S AWESOME. YEAH, THAT'S WHERE I LIVE. - WHAT KIND OF CARS DO YOU LIKE? - I--I--I-- - I'M A CAR GIRL TOO. - YEAH, I LOVE CLASSIC MUSCLE CARS. - MY FIRST CAR WAS A CAMARO, A '69. - A '69 CAMARO IS ONE-- IS, LIKE, THE BEST MUSCLE CAR. WHAT ABOUT YOU? - SO, I JUST MOVED TO L.A. - WHERE'D--WHERE'D YOU MOVE FROM? - ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO. - OH, COOL. OKAY. NEW MEXICO'S FUN 'CAUSE YOU CAN JUST GO, LIKE, FLY IN TOP SPEED. - NO, THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST TELLING THEM, THAT I GOT A TICKET YESTERDAY. I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A TICKET IN MY LIFE. - OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S--YOU GOT A TICKET! OH, WELCOME TO THE CLUB. - I THINK THAT YOU REALLY LEARNED TODAY AT THE MIXER, AND YOUR HEAD WAS ABOVE. I ONLY HAD TO HIT YOU A COUPLE TIMES. SO, WHO DO YOU WANT AS YOUR FIRST CHOICE? - DEFINITELY KATE. - MY FAVORITE. GOOD CHOICE. - WE--WE PICKED HER FOR YOU. THAT WAS THE ONE WE WANTED. NOW, A SECOND CHOICE, WHO WOULD YOU WANT? - I THINK I WOULD HAVE TO GO WITH MARIAN. - SHE'S A WRITER. SHE COULD WRITE YOUR SCRIPTS FOR YOUR ACT. - OH, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. - AND SHE COULD PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE. EVEN BETTER. - I NEED THAT. [laughs] - WHO ARE YOUR CHOICES? - I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON WITH LISA. WE LIVE IN THE SAME AREA. - OKAY. - AND SHE DOES HAVE THAT GOOD, DOWN-TO-EARTH ATTITUDE. UH, I THINK RACHELE IS REALLY NICE. SHE'S GOT A REALLY GOOD ATTITUDE. SHE'S, UH, SHE WORKS AT A REALLY NICE HOTEL. YOU'VE GOT TO BE PERSONABLE AND HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, AND I SEE THAT ABOUT HER. - ALL RIGHT, LISA, RACHELE. BEAUTIFUL. - OKAY. - SO, ON YOUR MINI DATES, YOU NEED TO START ASKING MORE QUESTIONS. - I WILL. - GET TO KNOW THEM MORE. - OKAY. - DEEPER. GO DEEPER. - DEEP. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. - HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOOD. - NICE TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO. - TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU INTO? YOU WRITE COMEDY. - I'M SHAKING. - OH, RELAX. JUST GO LIKE THAT. YEAH. [laughs] - I WRITE. - YOU WRITE. - UM, COMEDY MOSTLY. - MM-HMM. - I HAVE PERFORMED COMEDY... - SO, YOU'RE A PERFORMER. - SO I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ONSTAGE. - I LIKE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE. I LOVE IT. IT'S LIKE THE BEST FEELING EVER. - YEAH, THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH. I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF MY LIFE. I HAVE A REALLY BIG FAMILY, AND WE'RE REALLY LOUD. - WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY FROM? - NEW ORLEANS. - "NARLINS." "NARLINS"? - NO. - HOW DO YOU SAY IT? - NEW ORLEANS. - IT'S NOT "NARLINS"? - NO, DON'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU GO DOWN THERE. - WHY? ISN'T THAT HOW SOME PEOPLE SAY IT? - WELL, THAT DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT. - OH. - I'M BREAKING IT UP. - HEY. - I'M SORRY. - THAT QUICK? - PLEASE. - SO... - SO. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? - I'M ACTUALLY A PRIVATE CHEF. - OH, YOU'RE A PRIVATE CHEF? - YEAH. - WOW. - I'M LAUNCHING A HEALTHY FOOD COMPANY, SO I'M IN THE MIDST OF DOING THAT RIGHT NOW. - I NEED TO BE WORKING ON EATING GOOD, HEALTHY FOOD, SO THAT'S AWESOME. - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP OR-- - YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO'S, YOU KNOW, FUN AND OUTGOING. - LIKE I SAID, I'M A CAR GIRL, AS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER, BUT I'M A TOTAL TOMBOY GIRL, SO I LOVE, LIKE, GUNS, I LOVE CARS. I LOVE TO DO ALL THAT FUN STUFF. - YEAH, THAT'S COOL. I LIKE A GIRL THAT LIKES THE TOMBOY THINGS, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE WITH A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A TOMBOY. - RIGHT. - RIGHT? SO-- - NO, IT'S TRUE. - I HAVE TO STEAL HER. - ALREADY? - YEAH. - STEAL ME BACK. - YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. OKAY. - WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW'S IT GOING? - IT'S BEEN FUN. - TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. - UM, MY FAMILY. I HAVE, YOU KNOW, MOM, DAD, AND THEN I HAVE ONE OLDER BROTHER. - ARE THEY TOGETHER STILL? - YEP, THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER. - THAT'S RARE, ISN'T IT? - YEAH, IT IS. ACTUALLY, LIKE, MY PARENTS, TO ME, ARE, LIKE, THE BIGGEST SYMBOL OF, LIKE, COMMITMENT AND DEVOTION. - SAME THING WITH MINE. SO, ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE RISKS? - YOU MEAN, LIKE, JUMP OUT OF A PLANE? - WOULD YOU JUMP OUT OF A PLANE? - I'D TOTALLY JUMP OUT OF A PLANE. - WOULD YOU? - IF I--DO I HAVE A PARACHUTE? - YEAH, YOU HAVE A PARACHUTE. THAT'D BE CRAZY. - YES! [laughs] - HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED DOWN HERE FOR? - I LIVED IN L.A. FOR A YEAR AND A HALF. - ME, I'M--I'VE ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT HERE. - BORN AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA? - BORN AND RAISED, STAYED AND PLAYED. - DO YOU EVER FLY, LIKE, OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY ANYWHERE? - UM, YEAH, YEAH. - AND GO OTHER PLACES? - MM-HMM. BEEN TO HAWAII A BUNCH OF TIMES. - NICE. - LOVE IT. YEAH. I WAS ACTUALLY ON A CRUISE SHIP AND I MISSED THE SHIP, AND I HAD TO CLIMB UP THE SIDE OF THE SHIP. - HOW MANY BEERS DID YOU HAVE THAT DAY? - JUST LOST COUNT AFTER MANY, YEAH. ALL IT IS IS JUST DRINKING IN YOUR BATHING SUIT AND DRINKING MORE. I THINK I REMEMBER EVEN TELLING THE GUY, I'M LIKE, "NO, DUDE, I'M SO HUNG OVER," AND HE'S LIKE, "HEY, BOY, NO PROBLEM. A SHOT OF RUM WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT." - DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME TODAY? - IT WAS PHENOMENAL. I MET SOME AMAZING PEOPLE. YEAH. - SO, IS THIS BETTER THAN VEGAS? - YOU KNOW, THE SELECTION IS A LOT BETTER, BECAUSE I THINK THAT THERE'S MORE REAL PEOPLE HERE. - THAT BEING SAID, IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, AND I NEED TO KNOW WHO YOU'RE GOING TO CHOOSE FOR YOUR MASTER DATE. - IT'S--IT WAS REALLY HARD, BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM WERE AMAZING. - OKAY. - UM... - SO, YOU HAD FUN WITH BOTH YOUR DATES? - I DID, AND I'M TRYING TO PING AND PONG. - SO, WHO ARE YOU CHOOSING? - UM, YOU KNOW, BOTH GIRLS WERE REALLY PRETTY. UM... UM, I'M THINKING... - EVERYONE HAVING FUN? [women cheering] OKAY. WELL, IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. WE'VE GOT TO ANNOUNCE THE MASTER DATES. WE'RE GONNA START WITH PARTY MARTY. SO, WHO DID YOU CHOOSE AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION? - I CHOSE LISA. [cheering] LISA AND I, WHAT WE BOTH HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT SHE LOVES CARS, AND I LOVE CARS. SHE'S GOT A CAREER THAT SHE'S WORKING ON. AND SHE COOKS, AND THAT'S AWESOME. - SETH, YOU'RE UP TO BAT. YOU ALSO HAD A HARD TIME. - I DID. - OKAY, SO WHO DID YOU DECIDE IS GONNA BE YOUR MASTER DATE? - [laughs] KATE. [cheering] - YEAH! - ALL RIGHT! [cheering] - KATE IS GORGEOUS, HANDS DOWN. SHE'S GOT THE FAMILY VALUES, AND SHE WANTS TO BECOME A NURSE, WHICH IS SO COOL TO ME BECAUSE, JUST IN CASE I GET HURT, SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX ME UP. - COME ON, GENTLEMEN. - ALL RIGHT. - LET'S GO MEET YOUR MASTER DATES. - ALL RIGHT. HEY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - THOSE GUYS ARE STARTING TO GET THE IDEA, AND WHILE MY MILLIONAIRE CLIENTS ARE OUT ON THE TOWN, DAVID IS TAKING ME AWAY TO CATALINA. IT'S A BIG STEP, BECAUSE I STATE IN ALL MY RULES, YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW A GUY UNTIL YOU GO AWAY WITH HIM. COMING UP... - THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW, AND... - OH, MY GOD. I'M, LIKE, IN A STATE OF SHOCK. - LADIES, ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR DRINK ON? [cheering] - SINCE THE MIXER IS AT A PRIVATE HOUSE TODAY, EX-BARTENDER RACHEL AGREED TO MIX TROPICAL COCKTAILS TO GET US IN A POOL PARTY STATE OF MIND. - THIS YUMMY TY KU COLADA IS MADE WITH COCONUT NIGORI. YOU POUR IN AN OUNCE OF THIS. THEN WE TAKE THE PINEAPPLE, AND THEN, WHAT DO WE DO? all: SHAKE IT. - POUR, POUR, POUR, POUR, POUR. WHO WANTS IT? OH, MY GOD. EVERYBODY. - I'M NOT WORKING TODAY, BECAUSE BOTH MY MILLIONAIRES ARE OUT ON THEIR DATES, AND DAVID IS TAKING ME AWAY TO CATALINA. - THE PILOT TOOK US AROUND ON THE SCENIC VIEW. HE MADE A HARD BANK TO GET A NICE VIEW OF THE QUEEN MARY. - WHOA. - TOOK A HARD BANK, LIKE WE'RE FIGHTING ROCKET-PROPELLED GRENADES. A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR ME. - AND WHAT ABOUT GOING A 180? IT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD. THE COOLEST PART ABOUT THIS IS, HE WAS NERVOUS TO DO THE HELICOPTER, AND HE DID IT FOR ME, SO I GOTTA LOVE HIM. - I GOT SOME FUN THINGS PLANNED, AND I GOT ONE BIG SURPRISE, AND I'M HOPING THAT DOESN'T BACKFIRE. - I'M BRINGING LISA TO THE SIP IN MALIBU. UH, WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE WINE TASTING. YOU KNOW, ONE TO TWO BOTTLES WOULD BE GOOD. I THINK THAT AFTER THAT, YOU--YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN REMEMBER YOUR DATE, AND I REALLY WANT TO REMEMBER THIS AS A GOOD FIRST DATE. - HELLO. - HEY. - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOOD. NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR COMING. - THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. THIS IS FANTASTIC. THIS LOOKS GREAT. - ALL RIGHT, I WASN'T SURE IF YOU, UH, YOU KNOW, IF THIS WAS YOU OR NOT, BUT I FIGURED-- - NO, I LOVE WINE. - OKAY, AWESOME. I AM KIND OF A REGULAR HERE. YOU KNOW, PARTY MARTY. - SO, I'M GUESSING YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER, OBVIOUSLY. - QUITE A BIT. JUST A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW? - YEAH. - I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR MY DATE HERE. UM, I THINK WINE TASTING'S PERFECT, AND WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER OVER FABULOUS WINE. I'M EXCITED. CHEERS. - ALL RIGHT, CHEERS. WHOA. GREAT. - I LIKE IT. - UH, IT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? - THAT'S REALLY GOOD. - YOU SAID YOUR FIRST CAR WAS A CAMARO? - A CAMARO, '69. - 'CAUSE I WAS LOOK-- WHEN I WAS FIRST LOOKING AT YOU, I HAD THIS FEELING THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN, LIKE, A MUSTANG GIRL. - WHY? - I DON'T KNOW. - OUCH. SO, MARTY MENTIONED THAT HE THOUGHT I WAS THIS MUSTANG FAN, AND I'M THINKING, REALLY? LIKE, I'M A CHEVY GIRL. THAT'S KIND OF AN INSULT. - BECAUSE THE CAMARO GIRLS ARE USUALLY A LITTLE MORE ROUGHER. YOU'RE REALLY CUTE AND SEXY. - OH, THANK YOU. - CHEERS TO THAT. THERE WE GO. OKAY, COOL. - SO, UM, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. SO, WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON IN TERMS OF CARS THEN. - YEAH. YOU SAID YOU LIKE TO SHOOT GUNS. - I DO. I'VE ONLY SHOT A FEW GUNS, THOUGH. I WANT TO DO SEMIS. - OH, OKAY, COOL. THAT'S AWESOME. MY PROBLEM, TO BE HONEST, IS I DON'T HAVE PEOPLE TO GO DO THAT WITH. - REALLY? - YEAH. - HI. I'M ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS. - AH, I KNOW, I KNOW. EXACTLY. COOL. CHEERS TO THAT. - CHEERS TO THAT, YEAH. - YEAH. WE HAVE ALL THESE SIMILAR INTERESTS. THERE'S NOTHING SEXIER THAN A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL GOING TO THE RANGE, WEARING SOMETHING CUTE, AND SHOOTING A POWERFUL WEAPON. I'VE GOT THIS WHOLE LITTLE CATERED LUNCH COMING TO US, AND, UH, I WANT YOU TO PICK OUT A BOTTLE OF WINE THAT WE CAN ENJOY WITH LUNCH. - OKAY, LOVELY. I LIKED THIS ONE. - I THINK THAT ONE'S AWESOME. - THIS ONE'S THE BEST ONE, RIGHT? - THAT ONE IS THE BEST ONE. - OKAY. - SO, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT. YOU SAID YOU'RE ADVENTUROUS, RIGHT? - YEAH. - I'M HERE WITH KATE TODAY, UP IN THE MALIBU CANYONS. I'M GONNA TAKE HER ON THE EPIC DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON. WE'RE GONNA GO PARAGLIDING. - [laughs] WE'RE GONNA JUMP OFF THE CLIFF? - WE'RE GONNA JUMP OFF, YEAH. - WE'RE GONNA COMPLETELY JUMP? - YEAH. YOU SAID YOU WERE ADVENTUROUS. - I HAVE NEVER JUMPED OFF OF A CLIFF, OUT OF A PLANE, OFF OF A BRIDGE, OR PUT MYSELF IN THE RISK OF, YOU KNOW, VERY IMMEDIATE DEATH. [laughs] - HEY, THERE YOU ARE. HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD, AND YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU. THIS IS KATE. BECAUSE I'M A GENTLEMAN, I WILL LET YOU GO FIRST. - THAT'S NOT BEING A GENTLEMAN. - THAT'S NOT BEING A GENTLEMAN? - NO. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT FIRST. - AND I GET THE PINK. YES! HERE WE GO. - IT'S A GOOD COLOR ON YOU. - IT WORKS FOR ME? - IT DOES. IT LOOKS GREAT WITH YOUR BROWN EYES. - THANKS. ALL RIGHT, RUN. RUN, RUN! - [laughs] - WHOA! OH, HO HO! YEAH! [laughs] OH, MY GOD! OH...MY GOD! AH, [bleep], THIS IS CRAZY! OH, MY GOD. WOW. - MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SIT DOWN AFTER WE TOUCH DOWN, OKAY? - WAAH! - ALL RIGHT? - YEAH! KATE IS GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME OF HER LIFE. SHE'S GONNA GONNA GO UP THERE, AND IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING. IT'LL BE AMAZING. - [bleep]! - IF YOU JUST WALK... NOW THAT WE HAVE SOME CONTROL OVER THE GLIDER... - HOW ARE YOU WALKING? - YOU CAN ACCELERATE, YOU KNOW? GET IT GOING. OKAY, SWING BACK. SWING BACK. FALL ON ME. - [laughs] OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOD. IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. WHOO! [laughs] OH, MY GOODNESS. OOH. [laughs] THAT WAS SO COOL. - DON'T SIT DOWN. - I KNOW. - CAN YOU GRAB HER? CAN YOU GRAB HER? - GRAB HER? - THIS STRAP HERE. GONNA DROP THE GLIDER RIGHT HERE. LET'S GO WITH HER. LET'S GO WITH IT. LET'S GO WITH IT. [laughter] EXCELLENT. - HOW'S IT GOING? YOU HAD FUN? - YES. - GOOD. - IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. - AWESOME. - I THINK SETH IS CRAZY. HE'S GONNA KILL ME IF HE TAKES ME ON MORE DATES. THIS IS DEFINITELY THE MOST UNUSUAL DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON. THANKS. - YOU'RE AWESOME. - SO, YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR WHOLE CULINARY, CHEF, COOKING THING. - OKAY, SO... - DID YOU GO TO CULINARY SCHOOL? WHAT I'M EXPECTING OVER DINNER TONIGHT IS JUST GONNA CONTINUE THIS GREAT CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE. I WANT TO GET TO KNOW LISA MORE. I'M PRETTY GOOD. I'VE HELD MY LIQUOR ALL RIGHT. I CAN HOLD MY WINE. I'VE ALREADY HAD A COUPLE GLASSES. WE'RE GONNA HAVE THIS FANTASTIC DINNER. WE'RE GONNA DRINK MORE WINE. WE'RE GOING TO THE EVENING. WE'RE GONNA SEE WHERE IT GOES. - I STARTED LAUNCHING THIS LINE OF, LIKE, HEALTH FOOD. - MM-HMM. - IT'S ALL NATURAL AND HEALTHY. - I LOVE ALL FOOD EXCEPT FOR HEALTH FOOD, AND THEN, WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE THIS THING WHERE YOU CAN INTEGRATE HEALTH FOOD INTO TASTING GOOD... - YEAH. - THAT WAS LIKE, WOW. AND OBVIOUSLY, YOU MUST WORK OUT, 'CAUSE YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. - KICKBOXING, BOXING, MARTIAL ARTS. - YEAH, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER AFTER I WORK OUT. I LOVE RUNNING ON THE BEACH, AND THAT WAY, I CAN EAT WHATEVER I WANT. ALL RIGHT, CHEERS TO THAT. - CHEERS TO THAT. - ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. - NO PROBLEM. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING REALLY GOOD, BECAUSE SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, WE'RE DRINKING GOOD WINE, SO I'M BEING ME. ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO BE ALL PROPER AND-- - I'M CUTTING IT, BUT I'M-- AM I BEING TOO PROPER? - NO, NO. YOU CAN EAT IT HOWEVER YOU WANT. I DON'T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU GET IT DOWN. I'M LIKE A LIGHT BULB. I'M EITHER ON OR OFF. SO, LIKE, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT, WE GO ALL OUT, BUT YOU MEET A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. YOU GET ALL THESE PHONE NUMBERS. IT'S FOR SURE. YEAH, DUDE. THIS AND THAT. - HMM. - YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK, MEET ME BY THE POOL, HAVE A DRINK AT, LIKE, 2:00, 3:00 IN THE MORNING. - MARTY, YOU KNOW, OVERTOOK A LOT OF THE CONVERSATION, MOST OF THE TIME. - THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, IT'S LAST CALL, AND IT'S TIME TO LEAVE, AND THEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOME AFTER-PARTY, AND THEN THE SUN'S COMING UP, AND YOU'RE GOING, "WHAT THE [bleep] AM I STILL DOING IN MY JEANS?" - RIGHT. - YEP. - A LITTLE BIT OF PARTY MARTY IS GREAT, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT OVER-THE-TOP. I THINK EVERYONE LIKES A GOOD TIME, BUT THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE. - I KNOW YOU GOTTA GET GOING AND STUFF. SO, WHY DON'T WE, UH, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE, UH, EXIT THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE? - LET'S DO. THANK YOU SO MUCH. - ALL RIGHT. - AND... - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - YOU LOOK NICE. - YOU LOOK GREAT. I'M HERE WITH KATE AT THE LOS ANGELES FOUNDATION ROOM TO HAVE DINNER FOR OUR NEXT LEG OF THE DATE. A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE OR WINE? WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I PREFER WINE. - WINE? OKAY. WINE IT IS. YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO? - OKAY. - WE'LL TAKE THE CHAMPAGNE... - MM-HMM. - WATCH. WATCH. AND... - [laughs] I THINK A GUY THAT DOES MAGIC ON A DATE'S KIND OF CUTE. I MEAN, LIKE, IT'S--IT'S QUIRKY. IT'S UNIQUE AND INDIVIDUALISTIC. I LIKE SOMEONE THAT I CAN KIND OF BE PLAYFUL WITH. - HELLO. HOW YOU DOING? - WHAT? - HELLO. HOW'S IT GOING? - WHO THE HELL IS THAT? - NO, NO, NO. WHAT'S GOING ON? - HOW DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? - I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR A LOT. I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS. - YOU'RE GONNA DO THE ARM-WRAP THING, AREN'T YOU? OKAY. - MMM! [laughs] THE ADVICE THAT PATTI GAVE ME IS, DON'T LOOK AT HER ***, AND KATE'S EYES ARE LIKE-- THEY'RE INTOXICATING. I COULDN'T STOP STARING AT THEM. I MEAN, THEY'RE PHENOMENAL. - YOU'VE ACTUALLY BEEN GOOD ABOUT MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING OR IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY ENGAGED WITH MY FACE. - IT'S JUST AMAZING TO LOOK AT YOU. - OH, THANK YOU. - YEAH. - WHAT MADE YOU JOIN THE MILLIONAIRE'S CLUB? - YOU KNOW, I AM IN LAS VEGAS. I'M TRAVELING ALL THE TIME. - MM-HMM. - IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO MEET THE RIGHT PERSON. AND PATTI DID ALL THE WORK FOR ME. I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE. THAT'S--IT COULD BE NOTHING BETTER THAN, YOU KNOW, IF IT WORKS OUT. - WERE YOU WORRIED THAT YOU'D FIND, LIKE, A GIRL THAT WAS JUST GOING AFTER YOUR MONEY, THOUGH? - A LITTLE BIT, BUT YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE THAT TYPE. I MEAN-- - MM-MM. - AT ALL. - I'M REALLY NOT. - YOU KNOW? - I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BIG INTO SUPPORTING MYSELF. LIKE, I DO MY OWN THING. I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. I WORK FOR MYSELF, LIKE, 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER TOO, SO-- - IF I GAVE YOU $100 MILLION RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? - I WOULD GIVE MONEY TO MY BROTHER, 'CAUSE, LIKE, HE'S HELPED ME OUT A LOT. I WOULD PUT MONEY ASIDE FOR MY MOM AND DAD FOR LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY'RE OLDER, SO, LIKE, THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT EITHER. I DON'T KNOW. LIKE, I'M REALLY CLOSE TO MY FAMILY. PROBABLY A LOT OF IT, I'D GIVE TO MY FAMILY. - THAT'S AWESOME. SHE WAS PHENOMENAL. SHE'S A LOT OF FUN, AND I FELT LIKE WE CONNECTED. I HAVE A VERY BIG ISSUE TRUSTING PEOPLE, BUT RIGHT OFF THE BAT, SHE GAVE ME THIS GOOD ENERGY THAT IT THINK THAT I CAN TRUST. SO, TELL ME, WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME AGAIN? - WELL, IF YOU WANTED TO GO OUT, YEAH, I'D GO OUT WITH YOU AGAIN. - OKAY. - MAYBE I'D PUSH YOU OUT OF A PLANE. [laughs] - HERE. WE'LL DO THIS. - [laughs] - WE HAD A GREAT FIRST DAY IN CATALINA. SO RELAXING, SO ROMANTIC. IT WAS JUST GREAT SPENDING QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. LOOK HOW PRETTY THAT IS. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? - IT REALLY IS BEAUTIFUL HERE. [laughter] THIS LOOKS LIKE AN OLD-FASHIONED BEACH CLUB LIKE THEY HAVE IN JERSEY. WOW. HONEY, THIS IS AMAZING. [cork pops] WHOA! - NOT BAD. - IT'S A PARTY. YEAH! THAT WAS AWESOME, ACTUALLY. [laughs] THANKS, HONEY. - TO A GREAT DATE. - OKAY. CHEERS. SO, I'M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU. I'M SO GLAD YOU FOUND ME, ACTUALLY. - YEAH, EXACTLY. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. - WHAT? - ON A SERIOUS NOTE HERE... AM I SWEATING? - WHAT'S-- WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DO YOU-- WHY DO YOU SEEM SO SER-- - WELL, I HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND. WELL, WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW, AND I HAPPEN TO THINK THINGS ARE GOING REMARKABLY WELL, AND REALLY, THE NEXT STEP IN MOVING FORWARD WITH MY DREAM IS TO MOVE IN TOGETHER. - OH, MY GOD. I'M, LIKE, IN A STATE OF SHOCK. REALLY? YOU REALLY WANT TO MOVE IN? - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. - HE WANTS TO MOVE IN WITH ME. WE'RE DATING, LIKE, THREE, FOUR MONTHS. I HAVE, LIKE, A RULE. - I HAVE READ YOUR BOOK. - MM-HMM. - AND AS FOR THE RULE, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE TOGETHER, YOU NEED A RING ON YOUR FINGER. SO, PERHAPS, YOU KNOW, WE CAN EVEN GO VISIT SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE JEWELERS. YOU KNOW, ULTIMATELY, I WANT TO BE MARRIED. - YOU REALLY WANT TO-- YOU WANT TO, LIKE, SORT OF GET ENGAGED? - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. - REALLY? OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU. - SO, IS THAT A YES? - YES. THAT IS, LIKE, AMAZING. I'M--I'M JUST KIND OF IN A STATE OF SHOCK RIGHT NOW. I'M HAPPY, I'M EXCITED, BUT I'M A LITTLE SCARED. BUT YOU KNOW, I REMEMBERED, ON HIS PROFILE, HE SAID HE WANTED TO GET MARRIED, AND I GUESS HE WANTS TO MARRY ME. I KNOW THAT HE'S THE ONE FOR ME, SO, YOU KNOW... I GOT A GOOD GUY, A REAL PRINCE. SO, WHAT SIZE DIAMOND ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? - [laughs] THAT TOOK, LIKE, EVERY BIT OF COURAGE I HAD TO GET OUT, SO JUST DON'T STEAMROLL ME RIGHT NOW. [laughter] OKAY? [laughter] - COMING UP... - YOU KNOW WHAT? I DID GET A KISS. - WITH TONGUE? - I PURPOSELY WANT TO TAKE IT SLOW WITH HER. - OKAY, THAT'S REALLY GOOD, BUT I DIDN'T SAY THAT YOU HAD TO FINGER HER AND GET UP IN HER, YOU KNOW-- UP IN HER YOU-KNOW-WHAT. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? - HEY. - WHAT'S GOING ON? - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - HOW WAS YOUR DATE? - DISH, GIRL, DISH. - COME ON. - HE ASKED ME TO LIVE WITH HIM. - [gasps] - I'M SORRY. WHAT? HUH? - YOU HEARD ME. - SO, WAS HE POPPING "THE QUESTION"? - HE SAID, YES, SO I THINK WE'RE GONNA GET THE, YOU KNOW, PLACE-CARD HOLDER RING. - SO, A PROMISE RING? - YEAH. - YAY! - I WAS SO EXCITED. SO, ENOUGH ABOUT ME. LET'S GET ON THE CALL WITH SETH'S DATE. - YEAH, YEAH. - IT'S PATTI AND DESTIN. HEY, KATE, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DATE WITH SETH. - I HAD A REALLY FUN TIME WITH HIM. I REALLY DO LIKE HIM. I'M DEFINITELY INTERESTED. I THINK THERE COULD BE SOMETHING LONG-TERM THERE. - COULD BE MAGIC HERE. - COULD BE MAGIC. OH, THAT WAS SO CLICHE OF YOU, DESTIN. - [laughs] - YEAH, OKAY. WELL, THEN, GO BACK TO YOUR LIFE, AND I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER. BYE. - SOUNDS GOOD. THANK YOU. - SO, IS SETH HERE? - YEAH, SETH'S DOWNSTAIRS. - OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET HIM? - I'LL GET HIM. HOW WAS YOUR DATE? - MY DATE WAS AMAZING. - OKAY. - I TOOK HER TO MALIBU, UM, AND WE JUMPED OFF A CLIFF. - AND SHE SAID YES RIGHT AWAY? - SHE SAID YES. SHE WAS ALL INTO IT. - WHERE WERE YOUR EYES ON THE DATE? - I WAS LOOKING AT HER. - YOU SWEAR TO ME? LOOK AT THIS. LET ME SEE. - I'M LOOKING IN YOUR EYES. - DID YOU PERFORM MAGIC TRICKS? - UH, MAYBE ONE, YEAH. ONE MAGIC TRICK. - OKAY, BUT DID YOU DO ONE MAGIC TRICK CALLED THE MAGIC KISS? - YOU KNOW WHAT? I DID GET A KISS. - WITH TONGUE? - I DON'T KNOW. A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT. I PURPOSELY WANT TO TAKE IT SLOW WITH HER. - OKAY, THAT'S REALLY GOOD, BUT I DIDN'T SAY THAT YOU HAD TO FINGER HER AND GET UP IN HER, YOU KNOW-- UP IN HER YOU-KNOW-WHAT. I'M SAYING THAT YOU HAD TO KISS HER. SO, OKAY, DID YOU CALL HER AND ASK HER OUT? - YEAH. WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT. YOU KNOW, YOU FOUND ME A GREAT GIRL, AND I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA SEE WHERE IT GOES. I'M GONNA DO MY BEST TO MAKE IT WORK. - WELL, SEE THIS-- THIS MAD WIZARD OUT. I THINK WE MAY HAVE BROKEN DOWN SETH'S PROTECTIVE WALLS. HE'S NO LONGER LOOKING FOR SHALLOW, SHINY-OBJECT GIRLS. HE REALLY CAME AROUND. HE FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL WHO'S BEAUTIFUL AND RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL. OKAY, SO, RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GONNA CALL MARTY'S DATE, LISA. - HELLO? - HEY, LISA, IT'S PATTI. - HI, PATTI. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M WITH RACHEL RIGHT NOW. WE'RE DYING TO KNOW HOW MARTY WAS ON HIS DATE. - IT WAS NICE, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M REALLY FEELING HIM THAT MUCH. HE SEEMS TO TALK ABOUT PARTYING A LOT. - OKAY, SO LET--LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. IF I TALK TO HIM AND I FIND OUT THAT I COULD CURB THAT BAD HABIT THAT HE HAS, WOULD YOU GO OUT AND GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE ON A SECOND DATE? - I DEFINITELY WOULD. - GOOD. - ALL RIGHT, LET ME TALK TO PARTY MARTY AND TRY TO GET THE PARTY OUT OF HIM. - BYE-BYE. - GO GET THE TIGER. HI. HAVE A SEAT IN THE HOT SEAT OVER THERE. - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. - SO, I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH LISA. - YOU DID? OKAY. - YEAH. SO, FIRST OF ALL, WHAT'D YOU DO? - WELL, WE HAD OUR BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW, WINE TASTING. IT'S VERY ROMANTIC, AND WE REALLY GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL OVER ALL THAT. - *** ATTRACTION KEEP FLOWING? - OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. - YOU LIKE HER? - OH, YEAH. WE ALSO HAD ANOTHER GREAT BOTTLE OF THE, UH, SIP, THEIR WINE, WHICH IS THEIR-- - SO, YOU WENT PAST MY TWO-DRINK MAXIMUM. SO, YOU HIT IT HARD, AND IT BECAME PARTY MARTY? - PARTY MARTY. - WELL, NO, NO. BECAUSE WE WEREN'T-- YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST HER AND I. - I HEARD THAT YOU TALKED A LOT ABOUT YOUR PARTYING LIFESTYLE. THAT WOULD TURN ME OFF. - HMM. - OKAY, SO NOW THE DATE'S OVER, HERE'S THE PROBLEM I HAD. SHE LIKES YOU, SHE'S WILLING TO GIVE YOU A SECOND DATE, ON CONDITION ONE. GET PARTY MARTY OUT OF PLAY AND YOU WILL GET A GIRLFRIEND LIKE LISA. - RIGHT. - IF FRAT BOY MARTY IS REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT FINDING A WOMAN, HE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO ME. HOPEFULLY, HE ASKS OUT LISA AGAIN AND PUTS AWAY THE FRAT BOY FOR GOOD. [upbeat music] ♪ ♪ FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.