Tanvi And Ankit's Engagement

Hey Everybody. We're the siblings of the happy couple. I'm Prateek I'm Kruti! I'm Rupin So we're putting a little skit together today. Instead of the classic how Tanvi and Ankit met, we're gonna have a little insight into Tankit's marriage in the future So let's get started. Year One! Oh my god I am so exhausted! I'm so done popping pimples. If I look at another pimple again, I think I'm going to explode ...We're gonna need to pop that. I wish i had my comidome extracter! Tan-tan-tan-tan! Enough of that, let's move on. So what's for dinner? Oh! I already cooked. I have triple cheese truffle mac and cheese, homemade five cheese pizza, and chocolate cheesecake, the usual! You're the best. That sounds amazing. Tanvi, this is incredible. Wait why aren't you eating? I already made my own dinner ...what'd you make?? Side salad, no dressing. END SCENE! Year three How was your day ank? Ah, it was terrible tanvi. All the kidneys in my frogs exploded. Again. Ah that sucks How about you? How was your day? I mean my day wasn't terrible. But I'm exhausted. And there was this one Indian aunty that came in and must have been walking around India bare foot all day cause she had the most disgusting feet! I just couldn't focus after that and the worst part about it is that we still have SO much work to do today Ugh, take out the to-do list Alright, let's see what we got K, what should we try to get done today? Alright. Okay i’ll just start reading, okay? Sounds good. First we have to watch Lost, then we have to watch Law and Order, then we have to watch Grey's Anatomy Then we have to rewatch Lost because we never get it the first time That's true! Then we have to watch Modern Family. And last but not least, we have to watch How I Met Your Mother. Ank we have a loooong night ahead of us END SCENE Oh my god, ank I saw this hideous baby at work today It just kept crying and pooping and it was so stupid too! I asked what it's name was and it just babbled at me for like 30 seconds. Clearly his parents have no idea what they're doing. That sucks tan Ankit? Yeah honey? Let's have a baby! ...well that was unexpected. Fine, I'm down. But what are we gonna name him? Don't worry. I have it all figured out. I'm gonna call Kru and- WAIT wait wait, kru's great. She's amazing, she's so creative, but we should do this on our own. What about Derek? Mariano? No no no, I got it. Jeremy Lin Patel. Let's be real here, we know it's gonna be a girl; no question about it. Beyonce Chanel Patel We're never gonna get through this I think we'll be just fine Year Seven Rewind! I think we're never gonna get through this I think we'll be just fine Ten years later I'm so glad we finally figured out a name And who'd knew it'd be a boy! Sh Sh! He's waking up Hi little Baby Kolaveri! We love you! End scene! Year Seven Oh Tan! It's Date night! YAY! I've got everything figured out. I got some yummy snacks and I brought my ENTIRE movie collection Oh perfect! What are we gonna watch tonight? What are our options? Alright, let me load it up Ok cool, I've got Miss Congeniality, Something Borrowed, Legally Blonde, Maid in Manhattan and 27 Dresses. I think I actually have a better idea... But tan, what's better than How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?? OUR WEDDING VIDEO! Great..for the fifth night in a row.. Okay let's just start watching. Aww here's Rupin giving his speech! What a great guy! But did he just inadvertently tell us that we were gonna lose our medical license in 10 years? Ooh I think he did, that was awkward. Let's fast forward to Kru's speech. Oh she did such a great job. She's an amazing public speaker. Wait wait wait, here come the water works. Ooh...yeah that was awkward. That was worse than the audience during Kal Ho Naa Ho Let's go over to Prateek's part Oh my god, he did such a great job. He's so good with his words. Best part though? Hardcore gangster rap at the end. You're right. That was the best part Let's go over to the parents part That was so nice of the four of them to sing that song for us! It really was. But do you think the whole Karaoke set up was necessary? I was thinking the same thing, maybe not. Then we had the whole two hour chunk in our wedding where all the aunties started just kept lining up to sing. End scene! Year Ten Hey Ank, why are you coming home so late? Oh I was just coming from...the gym Rewind! Hi Ank, why are you coming home so late?? I was just coming from...the gym..over there What were you doing? Pushups?? No Curl ups? Nahh Bench press? Definitely not. Then what were you doing? Tan, you know my favorite exercise. Powerwalking! Anyways, I'm starving. Let's eat. Yeah, let's just eat Oh Ank, I've been so bored lately. Being a successful and hot and beautiful 40 year old Doctor just doesn't have as many perks as you'd think Yeah, I'm in the same boat So..should we spice things up? Ooh what'd you have in mind? Let me show you End scene! Year twenty Ank, we just have so much money. What should we do with all of it?? I think we should save. We need to think about Kolaveri’s future. College, med school, a 600 person wedding. That's true, good point. I completely agree. Hey Shontayy, could you get me a car?? Oh hey Rupin! Oh sure BFR, whatever you want, a car, anything! (inaudible yelling) I"M DONE! I'M DONE! Oh what did I do noww? Ten minutes later! Hey Tan Hey Ank, I'm so sorry about that before But to make it up to you I have the yankees game on one TV I have the Knicks game on another TV And I have Rupin who's gonna definitely play Halo with you for the next six hours. Hey Tan, I'm really sorry too I got something for you too! What'd you get?? Pizza! Thank you! I LOVE YOU End Scene! We hope you all enjoyed that! Congrats to the happy couple!