VICE and Project X's Party Legends: Tyler the Creator

[MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, it's Tyler. I'm here to tell you about my crazy *** story, about a party, story. I was with my friend [BLEEP]. We're at this *** party at this dude's house in Malibu, right? We found this party on Facebook and we just went there. I didn't know the ***, and it was like a couple blocks down from the beach. Big *** mansion-- this is Malibu, them white *** are rich. It was people everywhere passed the *** out. It was *** on a white couch, like actually doo-doo. It was like drinks everywhere, *** passed out, ***, ***'s crying and throwing up and ***. They was actually watching a pit bull video. We're in there, we walk in and ***. We're like oh man, this is kind of cool and ***, people are *** drunk and ***, right? He's like, oh dude, go upstairs to the balcony and ***. We go to the *** balcony, right? There's *** people throwing up on there, bugging out. These dudes start *** fighting. One of the dudes was short, black and fat. And the other one was this skinny white dude, not that tall but *** out of his *** mind. I think they were high off speed or some ***. The fat, black, short, musty *** says, yo, if you don't back the *** up I'ma go *** get a machete. This dude runs downstairs, come back with a *** machete and tries to stab at the white ***, who is so drunk. The white *** falls off of the roof onto this balcony that's in the parent's bedroom thing. Falls on there, drunk as ***, doesn't feel nothin'. Runs in the house, the other guy tries to run in the house to catch him. We go in that ***, everybody's running after the dude with the machete and *** to see if he stabs this ***, right? The fat, black, musty *** catches him and has him in a *** headlock saying, I'm going to cut your *** head off. Next thing you know, there's *** cops in that *** everywhere. A lot of *** are in handcuffs. Luckily me and my friend [BLEEP] sneak the *** out, but [BLEEP] are still in there. Their phone is dead, so they have to run up the *** block in order to find us. Come to find out, [BLEEP] stole the *** laptop. Bow. Went to the pawnshop and cashed that ***. Bought Fat Burger ***. [MUSIC PLAYING]