Stupid Game Show Answers - Dim Bulbs

[SGSA theme music] Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get older. [Buzzer] Freddie. ***. [Audience cheers and applauds] Gentlemen, what is the very last traditional Jewish favorite your wife prepared for you? Jewish, er... Chow mein. [Bob]: Chow mein! [Everyone laughs] Um...corn. [Bob]: Corn. [Audience laughs] [Bob]: OK, he-he said that it's er... Just the top card, Rick. It's really all I need this time, I think, is bagels, he said. Bagels? What are bagels? [Bob]: You go ahead and tell her, Rick. What are bagels? I don't know, I'm Mormon. [Audience laughs] CUCKOO (BLANK). CUCKOO, FRAN & OLLIE. [Audience laughs] [Laughter drowns out speech] ...a study of college age students. When asked which human quality they found is the most important, what ranked first? [Audience laughs] [Time's up buzzer] The answer was quickness. [Audience applauds] What would be the ideal everyday temperature, everybody? Disrobe! 98.6! [Audience laughs] Survey said...zero. [Audience groans] Like living on the Equator! Name something you stroke. [Buzzer] Er, you stroke a match. Stroke a match, do you? [Audience laughs] [Laughs] Come on! You're my favorite match! Gentlemen, what is the last thing you commemorated? Robert. The doctor took Janet off pills because they're messing up her system, so... [Audience giggles] We don't...now, listen. We don't want to have any kids, so...so once a month, we commemorate! [Audience laughs, applauds and cheers] [SGSA theme music]