St Valentine's Day. - Bleeped - Feb14 - Alfred molina

today is valentine's day am i feeling romantic? am i f### valentines day a day for happy loved up couples to buy little love tokens a day for couples who bloody despise each other to try papering over the cracks in their dismal relationship with dinners out some f###ing italian joint with some stuffed cat wearing a love heart and a day for single people to suffer the stigma of being alone which is frankly what they deserve for not having in-laws to visit for being able to fart wherever whenever they want and for not having to wake up in the morning to hear some f### drone on about feelings course the real point of valentines day is to give the shops more *** crap to stock their shelves with after they've sold out all the other f###ing christmas crap you know what I bought the one i love this year horse sh*t, for her garden that's right manure for her backyard will she like it, will she f### never liked anything i ever did for her probably what she left me six months ago oh but when she wakes up valentines morning, ooh what's that aroma dear maryanne, sealed with a loving kiss my a$$e, stupid tart now here's an interesting story, the original st valentine, oh was a tw@t he was, he was the one who said the wrong thing to roman emperor claudius another c**t and ended up beaten *** and finally beheaded which is what maryanne's new boyfriend will do to me if he ever finds out who sent her the horse sh*t valentines day it's a f###ing rip off supposedly you can't choose who you fall in love with supposedly it's all down to some small fat kid shooting an arrow at your heart well that's a load of b@ll@cks. there's a kid lives next door to me the last time he hit me with an arrow i ended up in the f###ing emergency room you know what's wrong with this world , every one's a c**t except for me and you and i'm not all that sure about you