Annoying Orange Vs. Mortal Kombat

-Hyah! [thwack!] -Aaah! -(announcer) Shang Tsung wins. -Boo-yah! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat warrior. I can't wait to call my mom and tell... wait, what's going on? Why am I back at the mountain thingy? I won. There's nobody else to fight. -[laughs] -Are you kidding me? -Hey! Hey, T-Sung! Hey, T-Sung, hey! Guess what. -What? -Chicken butt! [laughs] -[sighs] Fantastic. -(announcer) Round one. Fight!! -Wow, I really love what you've done with the place. I'm really "hooked." [laughs] -Be quiet. We're fighting now. -No, we're not. We're talking. -Well... we're about to be fighting. -Why? -Because it's a fighting tournament. -Why? -Because... You know what? Enough of this! You're going down. [morphing sound, whirring] -[laughs] That tickles. Cool trick. I'm really a "fan." [laughs, Shang Tsung groans] -Get over here!! -[laughs] Missed! Hey, try mine! [loud echo]: SPIT OVER HERE!! [spits seed, whack!] -Ow! -[laughs] Whoa! Cool moves, but can you do this? Motorboat! [fluttering lips] [objects crashing] -Ow! Ugh! I can't believe I'm losing to an orange. [morphing sound] -Hmm... I liked you better in yellow. [morphing sound] -How embarrassing. You guys all wore the same suit. [laughs] -[grunts] -Aw, come on, man. That's cold. [laughs] -Ugh! That's the worst joke I've ever heard. [ice shatters] -Hey, bad jokes are how I roll. Whooooooaaaaaaaa.... [thwack!] -Toasty! [Orange and Marshmallow laugh] -Oh, that's it! I'm not losing to this piece of fruit. [morphing sound] -Get over here!! -Ooh! Is it time to start throwing things? French fries! -Get over here!! -Plate of spaghetti! -I said... get over here!! -And I said, banana peel! -What? Wha--ow! -(announcer) Finish him!! -Huh? -(announcer) Finish him!! -He's Finnish? I would've guessed Dutch. [laughs] -(announcer) Ugh! No, I mean, you should finish him off. -Why would I do that? I like his dance moves too much. Everybody do the Scorpion Nya-nya-nya, everybody do the Scorpion -(announcer) Just stop singing and finish him! -Okay, okay. Knife! [slice!, Scorpion moans in pain] -(announcer) I can't believe I'm saying this. Orange wins. -Yay! What do I win? I want a Wii pony! [laughs, dance music begins] Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln [announcer groans] Everybody do the Scorpion, uln, uln, uln Hey, fruit lovers! You're gonna love this! Now there's a free version of my video game, Kitchen Carnage. That's right. You can get it on iPhones and iPads and iPods and Androids. Just use the links below. Free-free-free-free-free-free-free-free Free-free-free-free-free, free-free-free-free Free! [laughs] Free. [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]