Cheesy Pick up Lines - Get her number!

-Wow. Wow. -What? -Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? Hi, Kong. -Sorry, do you have a band-aid? -No, I don't. I'm sorry. -Oh, that's okay. I just scraped my knee falling for you. -Oh, my god. -Oh, my god! -Did you really just say that? Did you really just say that? Do you want my number? -*** yeah, I do. -Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? -No. -Well, that sucks for me. -No. No. -Did you just fart? -No, maybe that was you. -Because you blew me away. -That was funny. -Come on. Give it back. -What? -Give it back. -What are you talking about? -My heart. -Shut up. Get out of here. -What? -Here, write it down, babe. -Let me write on your ***. -How am I going to see this? Karen, you have to tell me what this number is. He's literally writing on my chest and I'm letting him. What's your name? -See, I'm dating someone so I don't think he'd really-- [SHUSHING] -Okay. What is your number? -My number is 3-1-0. -3-1-0. -Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? -Oh, that's so cute. Sure. -Do you mind taking our picture? -There you go. -Cool. Thank you. -That's really sweet. I'm Hannah. -Very nice to meet you. I'll put it on Facebook. I'll tag you. -For sure. -Hashtag, angel. -Can I borrow your phone real quick? -Like the calling-- -Oh, yeah. Give me the phone. Thanks. -Yeah. Hi, mom. Yeah. I think I just met the girl of my dreams. Yeah. she's standing right in front of me. -Oh, my gosh. -Hey. Can I get directions? -I am not familiar. -Well, I need directions to your heart. -Oh, what is your number? -Oh, 7-6-0. -7-6-0. -I have to stop you because I actually forgot the pick up line I'm supposed to use. Are you a parking ticket? -No. -Because you've gotten fine written all over you. -If I had $0.05 for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have $0.05. -Thanks. -Hi. Question-- I have to say my love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. -Nice pick up line. -Give me a hug. All right. Now, give me your number. -No, I'm going to class. -Why? Excuse me. Do you have the time? It is 12-- -No, no, no-- the time for me to take your number down. -Oh. -What race are you, by the way? -I'm white. I'm German, Swedish, Czechoslovakian. -Really? Mm-hmm. -I would have thought you were Jamaican. -Really? What would have made you think that? -Because you're making me crazy. -Excuse me. Do You know if there's an airport nearby? -An airport nearby? -Yeah, or was that just my heart taking off because you walked past? -Oh, my gosh. -If you are words on a page, you'd be fine print. -Hey, that was a good one. -Yeah? Now, what is your number? -9-1-6. -9-1-6. -Mm-hmm. -All right. What is it? -8-0-5. -8-0-5. -Okay, what is your number? -3-2-3. -3-2-3. -5-5-9. -5-5-9. -It's 6-6-1. -Hi. I have to ask, I love this rolling backpack. And I felt like if-- let me ask you question. Did you fall? Did it hurt? What do -You mean? -When you're fell from the sky. -No. -Hurts. Wow, that was a huge fail-- ***. -So we're doing cheesy lines say to people and we're filming it. Do you mind if we use that? -Not at all. -No, I think it's super cute. Like, I wish more guys were actually forward and cute like that. -Yeah. -So now, we're here to prove to guys that you can use cheesy pickup lines. -Hell yeah, you can. Guys don't have the guts for anything anymore. They suck. -Exactly. [MUSIC PLAYING]