8 Worst Babysitters of All Time

From stoner stalemates to kidnapping kids, we look at 8 of the worst babysitters. 8. Joint Custody • This babysitter seems to have been made from the teenage dreams of every pubescent boy on the planet. • After assuming the rug rats were asleep, this babysitter decides to Cheech and Chong it up with a fat joint. And of course, like every stoner’s paranoid nightmare, she gets busted by her 12 year old charge. • A quick thinking lass, she struck a deal with the boy; she would flash her *** in return for his silence. He hastily agreed and became king of the 6th graders. I can’t decide if this chick is one of the worst babysitters or if she’s just making use of her assets. Can I just admire her resourcefulness, while pretending to be judgmental? 7. Peanut Butter Cut • After struggling to open a jar of peanut butter for some time, this babysitter gave up and tried gently tapping the glass jar on the bench. • That tactic failed; the jar was now open but with broken shards of glass all over the kitchen bench. Still, this trooper of a babysitter doesn’t give up when the chips are down. She makes everyone’s sandwiches anyway. • Unfortunately the shards of glass were also IN the actual peanut butter and all 3 children suffered a series of wounds to the insides of their mouths. Suffice to say, that babysitter never worked for them again but I’m sure she learned her lesson: always buy plastic jars. 6. Winey Child • When a single mother left her four young children with their usual babysitter Tammy, she was worried about leaving them but had little choice. • Later in the evening the grandmother dropped past to take over the babysitting duties and found the youngest child unconscious and unresponsive. Her grandson was rushed to hospital. • The one year old had a blood alcohol level four times the legal limit, for adults! Surely the only way his little body could handle that amount of alcohol is by having some kind of Irish heritage. It took police three days to locate Tammy. She was charged with first degree cruelty to a child and reckless conduct. Hopefully in jail she’ll meet some drinking buddies her own age. 5. Tattooed Babe • Lee Deitrick is the epitome of avant garde babysitting. • Instead of simply feeding and changing the one year old in his care, Lee went above and beyond his duties by giving the infant a tattoo. On her tiny-hiney he put the letter A. Nobody’s quite sure why, maybe it was a signature of some kind, A for ***. Or he was trying to give her a leg up on learning the alphabet. • In court Lee’s lawyer argued that nobody could prove the mother hadn’t agreed for him to tattoo the infant. He was officially charged with child endangerment. And unofficially charged with making that kid look badass. I wonder if Lee is doing gang ink in jail, or if he’s being inked against his will in some kind of karmic payback. 4. Vendetta Vent • Apparently this ***-babysitter had a vendetta against a seven year old in her care. • She would routinely refuse to give him food or let him go to the bathroom, while the other children in her care were free to eat and pee as they liked. So he peed in her floor vent and her house started to stink like Snooki’s underwear. Fortunately she never found out about it. • Especially since she would unfairly punish him and lock him out of the house for hours at a time. One day she threw him against a wall for not watching the babysitter’s 2 year old daughter closely enough. Parenting 101, guys: Expecting one child to look after a smaller child is like *** with your elbows; a bit *** and utterly ineffective. 3. The Brown Submarine • Nicole Candelaria was looking after her boyfriend’s kids when there was an accident at bath time. • The three year old girl told Nicole she’d pooped in the tub and instead of fishing the log out with a colander, she forced the little girl to eat it! When the children were returned to their mother they all had bruises from the rough treatment of their evil stepmom. • While being interviewed by police Nicole said the children made the story up and that the three year old was a notorious liar. After a while she admitted that she was the liar and was charged with child abuse. 2. Kidnapped by Danger • Javeele Thomas was looking after a four month old infant when she decided to take him for a joy ride. • She took the babe and hightailed it to her boyfriend’s place; 300 miles away. When she arrived she handed him the child telling him it was his. She’d recently suffered a late term miscarriage and hadn’t told him about it and had stopped contact with him. • They were on their way to introduce the new addition to the boyfriend’s family when they were stopped by police. Fortunately, Javeele was crazy but sane enough to take care for the infant, so he was found in good health. Still, she’s so lucky the kid wasn’t Liam Neeson’s because she would’ve had a world of hurt coming to her way worse than any jail. 1. Ur-ine Trouble • This babysitting venture quickly turned into some kind of nightmare date with R. Kelly. • At the start of the evening, the minder started slapping and kicking the little boy, before locking him in a laundry. She then invited a friend over to help aid in the cruelty that followed. The pair stripped down the six year old and hog tied him in the bathroom. The pair then took turns urinating on him while filming it. • The boy’s mother returned home to find the sadistic duo re-watching videos of the torture. She decided to go the noble route of calling the cops, which shows an impressive degree of restraint considering all the household items that can be utilised as *** weapons. What’s worse is that the *** ‘friend’ of the babysitter had given the little boy chlamydia from urinating on one of his open wounds. It’s fortunate that this mother got back when she did, because who knows how far it could have escalated.