Lolwhut

I don't believe in doors! Teleport Powers ACTIVATE!!! Hey, this isn't where I wanted to go! Time to cut this steak, with my VERY SHARP KNIFE. Yay, I did it! :D STUPID MINECRAFT TREE!!! >:( Oh no... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!... ...and... ... How did I do it? OK, Noah. The message I'm about to give you is TOP SECRET. Don't tell anyone... uh... What's with the weird hat? Ha! It's not a... hidden camera or anything HAHAHAHAHA!!! See, that's an ARM. NOT a hidden camera. How often do you people mistake arms for hidden cameras?! Oh no! AN ALIEN!!! I'll need a disguise to get away from him... HEH HEH HEH... MOUSTACHE Hey! I have an idea! I'll bury these crisps underground, so people in the future will taste OUR kind of food! Ok, what have I bid for the last natural oxygen on Earth, preserved in this crisps packet? (CROWD YELLING) Yep, used for eating...